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Christian, professional, honest, ethical, loyal, passionate, and a constant learner.

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

Incredible how many Republicans don’t comprehend this reality 🎯

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

Virginia,

You can’t keep blaming everything on Northern Virginia if you don’t vote!!

[Cynthia Holt @Ghostofcynthia]

The three biggest killers of human life in history are socialism/communism, Islam, and abortion.

Democrats support all three.

[Kevin Roberts @KevinRobertsTX]

There is nothing more beautiful than seeing regular people rising up against elites who attempt to give away their sovereignty.

God bless the people of Spain.

[Sidney Powell 🇺🇸 Attorney, Author, Gladiator @SidneyPowell1]

Wonderful work by law enforcement ‼️ The perpetrators of these hideous crimes should rot in prison the rest of their sorry lives.
#SaveOurChildren

[CatholicVote @CatholicVote]

HUGE protests in Madrid tonight as people from across Spain take to the streets to protest illegal immigration and the invasion of Ceuta.

Beautiful.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: US House votes to condemn socialism and a whopping 192 DEMOCRATS VOTED AGAINST IT

Final vote: 220-192

Read that again: 192 House Democrats, a vast SUPERMAJORITY, support socialism!

This is terrifying.

Vote RED in November because our nation depends on it! 🇺🇸

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 OMG. In a mic drop moment, the father of 5-year-old Dalilah Coleman — nearly slain by an illegal alien driver — looks Democrats in the eye, and absolutely goes off...

"I REJECT your guys' sympathy, to be honest with you."

"As far as that side of the aisle goes, I think that building needs to get checked for MOLD or something because you guys are REALLY out of your guys' mind thinking that sanctuary cities are the ways you go!"

"There's no way you guys are sorry. Not ONE of you guys have EVER called me, not one of you guys have ever reached out to me, not one of you guys have ever sat there and seen me in the hallways and said, hey, sorry about your daughter."

"This is the end result of sanctuary city right here. *Motions to Dalilah* And the guy was just going to work?"

"You guys want to talk about illegal immigrants. So he's just driving to work and trying to be a part of the community. This is what happens right here!"

"You guys do it right here while you guys are grand standing on top of your soapbox."

"This is when you guys 'care.' Right here inside this room is the only time you guys 'care.'"

"I've never received anything from anybody over here at all regarding my daughter or my family or anything. Hey, Mr. Coleman, your guys Dalilah law. I want to help you revise this so that we were interested inside of it. Nothing. You guys have no pathway to anything. You guys want to sit there and talk about the pathway to citizenship. There is a pathway. It's not jump the fence and apply!" 💯

"I'm now pinching pennies. I have nine kids, by the way, that I take care of. And I had to sit there and stretch that all because of this right here."

"There's no way at all that anybody should fall victim to what's going on behind somebody who's not supposed to be here."

"If I moved into your house without your permission and I started sitting there derailing your guys' household and taking from your guys' monetary and your guys' food and stuff like that, you guys would have me either kicked out, ask me to move out or have the police escort me out. It's the same thing in the United States!"

🫳🏻🎤

[ASG @TonySGibert]

@GrantPaulsen The lowest of the lowest. Another Sunday afternoon totally wasted

[ASG @TonySGibert]

@SleeperNats Baseball basics!

[ASG @TonySGibert]

@SleeperNats Hard to watch

[Bob Lonsberry @BobLonsberry]

ABOUT LAKE AMERICA

What's the name of the river that separates Texas from Mexico?

The Rio Grande?

That's right. The Rio Grande.

If you're standing on the north bank.

But if you wade across and stand on the south bank, what's its name then?

If you say, "The Rio Grande," you're an American.

But if you say, "The Rio Bravo," you're a Mexican.

Because that one river has two names. One officially recognized by the American government and one officially recognized by the Mexican government.

Kind of like the Persian Gulf.

On its eastern shores it is the Persian Gulf, on its western shores it is the Arabian Gulf. One body of water, two names, reflecting the values, heritage and pride of the nations which surround it.

A last example: The South China Sea. One body of water, officially known as the South China Sea to China, the East Sea to Vietnam and the West Sea to the Philippines.

Which means if Canada wants to call the easternmost body of fresh water between itself and the United States Lake Ontario, and the United States wants to call that same body of fresh water Lake America, it would be in keeping with a practice established around the world for centuries.

Kind of like the practice of governments changing the names of geographical features for political reasons, like Presidents Obama and Biden did some 650 times.

You knew that, right?

In the last two Democrat administrations, the federal government went on a spree, scrubbing the map of names, people, words and races it found politically unacceptable.

Remember Mount McKinley, Point Barrow, Squaw Peak and Fort Polk?

So, the precedent is broadly and repeatedly established by Barack Obama and Joe Biden -- a president can name any damn thing any damn thing for any damn reason.

Like Trump did.

Like Trump trolled Democrats into believing he did.

It's like he's got a laser pointer and they're a roomful of cats. He plays them like a fish.

He posts on Truth Social and they shit their pants. He scribbles with his giant Sharpie and their heads explode.

He says something about Lake Ontario and they completely forget the six-month anniversary of the Iran War. The Democrats and their puppets on the evening news.

Moron politicians with social media posts from the shore, breathless reporters doing Man On The Street with men on the beach, indignant Canadians spitting on America, earnest Native Americans explaining etymology.

He leads them around by the nose.

"Republicans take Trump seriously, but not literally," a smart man said. "Democrats take Trump literally, not not seriously."

And so he trolls them, for fun and sport. And distraction.

Because the same Democrats and reporters who seem to believe Trump gives a damn what Lake Ontario is called are completely oblivious to the real issue at hand -- which is how the Canadians have lived like leeches off American prosperity for generations.

Take 2025, for example.

Last year, Canada's trade surplus with the United States was about $150 billion. That means that as a result of trade between the two nations, they ended up $150 billion richer and we ended up $150 billion poorer.

That happens because they rip us off. They rig the game to enrich themselves and impoverish us.

That grabbing of American cash becomes more galling when you look at the rest of Canada's top-10 trading relationships, in which it runs a trade deficit with every nation except the United Kingdom and the Netherlands.

In fact, if it wasn't ripping the United States off for $150 billion a year, Canada would run a net trade deficit with the world, meaning that each year it would export wealth and become poorer and poorer. But it takes our money to paper over its weakness.

If it wasn't siphoning off America's prosperity through unfair trade practices, Canada would fall on its financial face.

We carry it on our backs, at the expense of American jobs and prosperity.

And that's what has Trump pissed off. That is what he cares about.

No matter what you call the lake.

[Bishop Michael F. Burbidge @BishopBurbidge]

If you are a parent who is saddened that your child has wandered from the Lord and his Church, allow St. Monica to inspire you. Her son, Augustine, left the faith and she continued to love him, prayed daily for him, and entrusted him to the Lord. In God’s time, he became a saint!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy.

She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid.

The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%.

She handed out the checks herself.

In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college.

When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months.

You've probably heard that part.

Here's the part you haven't:

The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top.

Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave.

She built her county an entire hospital.

She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it.

In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees.

Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal.

In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release.

And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it.

She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway.

She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did.

Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸

[ASG @TonySGibert]

@TulsiGabbard @abewilliamsdp Trust the Lord! 🙏🏼🩷 praying for you both!

[Universitarios Católicos @UniCatolicos_es]

Hillary Clinton: “Madre Teresa, por qué cree usted que en EE.UU., un país tan avanzado, no hemos tenido una mujer presidente?”.

Madre Teresa: “Quizá porque ya la mataron antes de nacer”.

[ASG @TonySGibert]

@frfrankpavone What God created should not be destroy. Remember, in those moments of difficulty and human needs is when He is closer to you. Just open your hearts and Trust i. Him.

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian