Tony Sebastian

An American living in Cyprus! Living the adventure with 3 great kids and a fantastic wife. Owner of iheart cafe. Thankful for favor and influence.

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#NFLonNetflix @ScottHanson and @drewbrees greetings from Cyprus!! 🇨🇾

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The American mind cannot comprehend Eurovision.

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@maryannmansour You should be talking about Hogwarts and shepherds pie.

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@schlaf Extend the month into a year and it will change your life.

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@UberFacts I remember my math teacher said you will never walk around with a calculator in your pocket as an adult.

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@UberFacts There is a small triangle near the gas gauge on cars to point to the side your gas tank is on....

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If you see me google USA vrs Iran - I’m referring to the World Cup....

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Maybe it’s time for people to hear my bi-partisan plan of gun buybacks. The US gov pays top dollar for automatic weapons, puts them in a container, ships them to Ukraine. Guns off streets, war aid going to Ukraine, money in pockets of US citizens instead of out of pocket.

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@cyprusmail The amount of power outlets on that wall is impressive.

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@edstetzer @Ryanair That’s basically first class on Ryan Air....

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I watch Encanto every Thursday night with Zoe..... I’m a month away from quoting the whole thing.

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Dad if you find a hair in your food the hair is gross. If you find food in your hair the food is gross.

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@BethMooreLPM Our hurdle - 😂😂😂😂😂

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@nypost At least it’s real chicken - 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Dad do you think that expired poison is more poinioness than regular poison?

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Dad - your car keys have traveled further than your car.

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Dad - “your fingers have finger tips, but your toes don’t have toe tips. Yet you can tip toe, but you can’t tip finger.”

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They installed a camera light to give tickets on a particular intersection for people who run red lights. It went off 500 times in the first two hours.

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Dad - Questions are for learning, not tricking.

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I realized I use my emergency flashers (4 way) lights almost everyday.