Tony Stark

I'm Tony Stark and I don't care you.

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Chris Hemsworth named his child India. I'm going to rename Jarvis, Uganda.

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AND BTW LOKI. I'm not Steve Jobs, blame him for the autocorrect.

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The Iron Man suit isn't a weapon.. It's a high tech prosthesis.

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That was some party. Details will be posted later...

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Tony Stark: Satisfaction guaranteed.

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Pop Stars Who Were Born Rich - https://t.co/bFSE96YBCQ

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Mary-Jane Watson is the Princess Peach of the Marvel Universe.

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Best Dressed at AMA 2013 - https://t.co/wUrNFPCroe

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By the way, a Bugatti Veyron is almost two million dollars. I'm not pleased.

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I don't coordinate my wardrobe to the weather, the weather coordinates itself around my wardrobe.

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Pigtails are so degrading, you're basically a blow job with handles.

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Marvel always makes me look like a giant dick. I'm a good guy, just ask all the women I've had past relations with...

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That goes without saying if Loki and Joker weren't bound by contracts, they'd team up and kill us all.

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No, I didn't go to the Iron Man 3 premiere. The imposter was invited.

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I have a whole group of people taking shit about me... I hate group. This is so beautiful, I couldn't ask for more<3

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An hour and a half with the Iron Man suit and Wade has managed to do damage to most of my things. Of course...

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Why do I use iPhone? I mean seriously.

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Two teams in the running for my prize. How shall I make this decision? Stay tuned to find out.

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"Ball so hard mothafuckas wanna find me" - JayZ. What a poet.

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#blameeverythingontony day. I'm the cause to all your misfortune.