Tony

Inventor of Mars

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Wemby out here acting like me at 6 years old when I lost Wii tennis and chucked the remote at my friends face

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Driving in the left lane under the speed limit is like shitting with the toilet seat up

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If your team was to go down by 29 points, a gap that has never been closed in nba finals history, would you lose?

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No Wilt btw

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Major crime rates in New York drop over 70% when the Knicks are on. WHO THE FUCK WAS SAN ANTONIO #ALWAYSKNICKS

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@abuelacomicbook With your eyes maybe ?!

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Brunson was hitting an any% heart attack speed run on me today goddamn #newyorkforever

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My k/d ratio against mice in my home this year can already get me a uav

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It really hurts to think that kids growing up today have no intention to play jetpack joyride

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Dark horse by Katy Perry goes harder than anything Carti’s ever put out

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@NFL thank you for listening. Everyone please go do your part https://t.co/SPtvfuEDqn

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@NFL not having Jason Myers as an option for mvp is tragic

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@NFL not having Jason Myers as an option for mvp is tragic

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I hate when I find impeccable reels at 2 in the morning because I wanna send them to people but I don’t want them knowing I’m awake at this hour

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Haven’t been on here in a while. Everything’s still ass I assume, right?

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*were

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Who are yall kidding

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Who are yall kidding

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It’s officially 1 AK

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New method: “10 and 2 bro”, akin to “just put the fries in the bag”. I need a full time job

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Duffer Brothers more like the Dookie brothers those 3 episodes were hot stinky ass gas

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Right now is the second time this week I’ve had to put on socks