Jared

Yours Truly

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

@LeadingReport If real she said it?!

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

@LeadingReport Might be the only honest shit this bitch ever said

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

If your state isn’t a literal stripe on the american flag, please do not speak to me. 13 colonies only. the rest of y’all are just DLC.

[REGIMENT @RegimentGG]

@GFuelEnergy @Brparadox ENTER HERE! https://t.co/JNukTrpXLr

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

New short term goal. Learn Cajun slang so I can incorporate it into daily conversation.

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Instagram for 2 minutes. "Wow that's a very efficient way to hang my clothing". Instagram for 7 minutes. "Damn we need to really do something about foreign policy". Instagram for 15 minutes. "The moon is fake".

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

If I could summon maharaga shit would be different.....

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

You are not an actual grown man if you never tried to go super Saiyan as a kid.

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Yearly recap on music apps are 🧢! I don't be that sad. Or at least I don't think so.

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I endorse hate speech!

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

@Klyyye LeBron dropped 25 in his first game stop chatting he's mid

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

I say suki suki now just to let their young niggas know who is in charge

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

I bought my lunch with cash today and this woman looked me dead in my eyes and said "you don't have a card" I said "I do but I want to use cash" she replied" why can't you use your card now I gotta do math " this world is over......

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

If you look at shit philosophically a toe is just a foot finger. Stay woke!

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

My group chat used to be memes and dick/fart jokes. Now it's asking where we've seen the lowest gas prices.....

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

@RachaelMumma7 Nah you are smart girl!

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No musician will ever be greater than Michael Jackson. Or at least in my lifetime.

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

Songs about Jane on repeat fuck ya motha!

[Jared @TonyTonyBloper]

@Klyyye Pelosi got the 🏋🏿‍♂️doe....