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Tony Velocity, In Twitter form.

Cohost of GMTW.

Photographer sometimes.

Videographer nevertimes.

Terrible memes.

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Might fuck around and go to Alaska later this year.

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This anime con sucks. Nobody has even tried to sell me ketamine in the bathroom yet.

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@haylchatte I mean yeah, that's the point.

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I knew about aliens being real ever since I was 15. I heard the hidden track at the end of Lateralus for the first time while half asleep and almost shit myself.

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@Bob_of_Skull @SixoTF I was thinking the same thing, and I'm so glad there's more of us out there.

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Best fucking update.

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Do they still sell Kool-Aid powder in Canada? Can't find those little packets anywhere.

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@commentiquette I'm so blasted right now that I thought this was real, and they were coming for me next even though I'm in Canada.

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@lindsfights They're in Vancouver for sure. Dunno why Vegas doesn't have them, though. Seems pretty backwards.

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@lindsfights Finally, someone gets it! Ruining peoples days with that shit.

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