tony wellons

a hood hero 🦸‍♀️

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Bob March is the creator of the "Gully Mon". #realfacts

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The only person you have to blame in this world is your parents

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Did you know poop tastes like chicken ?

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When an old person bends down and picks something up it sounds like they’re having an orgasm.

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Before you cheat on your wife really stop and ask yourself is this worth it. Most times it’s not, but if it is you should do it.

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Evil people steal from other people, good people steal from corporations.

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Everywhere was once the “middle of nowhere”

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You ain’t installing ikea furniture if you ain’t getting pissed off

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They act like they know but they don’t know.

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Life’s about seeing new sites even though it’s the same exact route.

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If problems are what you always look for then problems are what you will always have.

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Why is that the less teeth you have the more likely you are to be better at fixing things?

#bluecollar

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The smartest thing about me is realizing how stupid I am.

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Obscurity is the forerunner to fame

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Excited to see what Brian hotlzman has to say about all of this.

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Mexicans don’t need to speak English all they need to do is whistle and point 🤣💃🇲🇽. #mexican #mexicans #latinos #construction

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Rich people are so much better at being hot and hot people are so much better at being rich

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They say hard work never hurt anyone, my answer to that is 9/11.

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Farts are your poops alarm clock.

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This is the smartest Ive ever been in my life and it's the dumbest Ive ever felt.

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If I was a bird I would be pooping on humans 24/7. That is the only place I would ever poop. I would also terrorize people, If I was a hawk I'd be picking up dog poop and dropping it on people. If I was a dog, id be lovable asf though.