🇨🇩🇵🇸 Tony

🏳️‍🌈 | @ManUtd ♥️

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

Football money is crazy, you mean to tell me these 11 players will get paid hundreds of thousands of pounds at the end of this week after this kind of performance?

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

We have actually improved in the second half, we conceded 1 minute later than in the first half.

Progress 💪🏾

[Sinethemba. 💜 @cnehshuga]

Look at all the sex champions in the quotes 😭

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

My brain will never be able to process this

[E @Ellis_]

Barça fans were sold a dream about Anthony Gordon.

In 2025 he went a whole calendar year scoring 3 none penalty goals in the Premier League.

I understand Flick signed him for his pressing capabilities, but fans should lower their expectations.

[E @Ellis_]

I really want to know how these Manchester United players sleep at night.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Wish we could just release all the players, the manager, board, owner, everything and just start this club afresh

[G @Gideoomatic]

The grim reaper is back

[E @Ellis_]

Seeing Cunha wearing the 10 shirt for United and Mount with the 7 shirt actually rattles me so much lmfao.

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

I'm still singing the UCL anthem and now I got the notification that we are losing.

[Onkeme 🌺 @goodholymolly]

Cyan le Mawhoo balwela budget ya Ekurhuleni municipality?

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Manchester United are concerned that Benjamin Šeško faces a spell of up to four months out of action.

Sources close to Šeško remain hopeful his lay-off will not extend to February but are braced for a prolonged period off the pitch.

[@samuelluckhurst]

[𝗠𝗥$. 𝗕𝗔𝗚$ 🇵🇸 @phineasandfeb]

the sperm was meant for you? i’m the first in my bloodline to read this arrangement of words

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

After last night’s PSG vs Barcelona game, we have to watch Arsenal’s haramball tonight.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️‍🩹 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia: “Why me? I was not ready for this”.

“Many people have asked me questions about this setback, many have said that if all the footballers in the world prayed, the match would end in a draw. That might be true, but before every match I play, I ask God to leave the field unscathed, but in vain.”

“It hasn't been long, but it's still in my head - why me, actually? I've never missed anything, probably prepared for this game the best I've ever prepared. I thought I was prepared for everything, but no, and I realize that God has chosen me and if I was protecting the players on another field, I'm ready to go through these months of work, pain, tears.”

“I know I have to come back stronger for my people who always support me, I won't let you down, I promise I won't waste a second. Thank you all for your support, see you soon”.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

“ Rodri, Pedri, Olmo, Fermin”

Get f*cked

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Dembele, Kvaratskhelia & Marquinhos went off injured, Mendes didn’t play yet they still schooled Barcelona

Nah these guys ain’t real😭

[madé @madeglamy]

@sbnsprng saying “It’s making sense to why it never seems to work” as if straight relationships have ever worked

[tala ✪ @sbnsprng]

maybe i'm too woke

[Mark @ademarve3]

Look at the positions bro is releasing the passes bro😭