Tony Perkis

Attention Campers: Lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it

[🕶️ @kevbo9]

My plans 2020

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RIP Harvey Bushkin

Remember, NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YOUR CHECKS

#HIHIHIYA

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Only film the ones that are standing, Kenneth

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All we have to do is decrease his food intake and increase his metabolic output

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This is the 18th level of the Perkis system. You'll all be doing this by Labor Day. Alright, do it to it Lars

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Some of you may know my father, Tony Perkis Sr. “The lighting fixture king”

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Well thank you for telling me how to run my camp…that I bought

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Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth

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You think I’m crazy? I’m not crazy, I just believe in you!

[Aaron Schwartz @AARONSCHWARTZ11]

That's it. I'm calling my father Maury! https://t.co/O37QFTyrTg

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Garner, Gerald... 141 lbs.. age 11 https://t.co/q6P9MOSe4W

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Only film the ones that are standing, Kenneth

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WAIT TILL I FINISH THE QUESTION

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Repulse the monkey

Part the wild horses mane

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I know each and every one of you - because I WAS you

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Oh look, a Deli meat

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I’m going to need @RedHourBen to do an #askTonyPerkis next. Give the people what they want

#TonyBelievesInYou

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@McCulloughStar Lunch is cancelled today for whomever wrote that article due to lack of brain cells

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This list is a travesty

#HeavyweightsForever

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