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I’m the guy who doesn’t care who you are. Who sometimes laughs at you. But, who honestly feels sorry for you.

- SELF-PARODY ACCOUNT

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Happy 2025, losers!!!!! Haha!!!!!!!!

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@TonyBuzbee2 @DonutsMama @gretathegreek Thin-skinned much, brother?

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@TonyBuzbee2 @LelandFreeman @TexasGOPGC @realmitchlittle And yet you felt compelled to respond, brother.

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@TonyBuzbee2 And you ain't pressin' them. Haha.

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@RK_UNBREAKABLE @TonyBuzbee2 @frmthebroknside You ever BEEN to Texas, buddy?

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@TonyBuzbee2 @dtrmfm Brother, we really need to rethink this haircut.

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@TonyBuzbee2 You'd think with all my cash, I could afford a haircut, haha!!!!!!!!!!!

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@TonyBuzbee2 @frmthebroknside @Gadget44027447 And BELIEVE me, I know from fools, haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@TonyBuzbee2 @SummerWiseTX @realmitchlittle @Burrows4TX When Jay Z is done, neither will I, haha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I ain't a shakedown artist!!!!! YOU'RE a shakedown artist!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://t.co/oDZfVTSFJY

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@realspitfire Let's be careful about callin' other people on being drunk, brother @TonyBuzbee2, haha!!!!!! https://t.co/yiUnuhOApC

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@TonyBuzbee2 One year ago yesterday, I made myself look like an orangutan, haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@HTexansJack58 @baseballnchill @astros It's a WINNER, haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@PackerForce @topherk44 I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@EddieK_1987 @DadePhelan @KenPaxtonTX Yeah, but I lost my City Council race, so it's Even Steven, haha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, @UHLawDean!!!!! How in the HELL did
@UHLAW drop eight slots in the U.S. News rankings this year???!!!!!! If I was down there, I'd be kickin' butt and takin' names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/mDMyqWWt6R

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@FromTXLege @CoveyTX @MichaelBerrySho That's RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael Berry can kiss my butt, haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@MattCone4SBISD @SBISD You bet, brother!!!! Based on my recent campaigns, everybody knows how politically successful I am, haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@LoewyLawFirm Hell, I'd never own a plane as cheap-lookin' as that one, not to mention the shoes, haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@IdiotSa12252422 @vjeannek @TheLastRefuge2 Based on my most election loss, the Buzbee era in Houston is also over, haha!!!!!!