Tony

🎭 It's okay to not be okay all the time 🎭

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

Love is like finding the perfect pair of socks fresh out of the dryer, until you realize you're going to lose one again eventually.

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

I grew up with five brothers. That's how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

@Kind01111 @dn0mzzz She has something called donkey syndrome. It's taking over her brain cells. That's why she got mad when she saw a donkey pic.

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

I think that stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

English is really sexist 😆

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

Being blocked by some people is like the trash taking itself out 😁

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

We used to have village idiots, but with the Internet, the fuckers have gone global.

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

I can remember song lyrics to a song from 1993 but I can't remember why the fuck I walked in the kitchen.

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

@violetlovespd 😂

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

Why be moody when you can shake yo booty.

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

Not all words fit to their meanings. Sometimes what is said is not what is meant and what is meant is left unsaid. 😒

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

@Kind01111 😳

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

👀

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

You smell like sh**! 😆

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

Please keep your nose on a leash. I keep catching it going thru my business. 🙃

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

Nothing is too good for me.

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

@violetlovespd What Friends? You mean garbage 😆

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

It looks like the garbage took itself out 🙌😁

[Tony @Tony_andraoss]

Real growth happens when you're tired of your own shit.