Tonya Stueven

MN nice, but always late. Believer of faith, love & karma. Obsession with quotes. Think positive & positive things will happen. 💗

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Happy cinco de we have kids now so probably just making some tacos at home.

[Monica Hesse @MonicaHesse]

I am in Target. I am trying to buy a photo album. I asked where they might be. Worker did not know what a photo album was. I said it was a place to keep pictures. He sent me to the tech aisle. He assumed I wanted memory to store more pictures on my phone. I am 1 billion years old

[St. Francis High School Boys Basketball @StFrancisHoops]

SECTION CHAMPS!

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Wearing my authentic Irish pub t-shirt my wife bought me at Kohl’s for St. Patrick’s day again this year.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Amazon hasn’t been to our house the last few days, I hope they’re ok.

[The Dad @thedad]

*forgets password*

*resets password*

Computer: New password can't be the same as your old password

[Kenny Chesney @kennychesney]

Minneapolis, thank you for a wonderful night. Our second time playing the home of the Minnesota @Vikings and it was an honor. #HereAndNowTour #KCminneapolis

[Donald Zimmer @zimmer_donald]

I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs.

6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.

[The 21st Century SAHM @21stcenturysahm]

“Hmmm that won’t work. She’s booked for a sleepover that night. Looking ahead at her calendar… she has an opening next Tuesday from 2-5 for a play date.”

- me working for free as my kid’s personal secretary

[The Dad @thedad]

Please send thoughts and prayers to my 6-year-old who asked his mom why she puts makeup under her eyes, and when told she “looks tired without it,” he responded with “oh. You still look tired.”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you know you know

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

It’s the last month of school, here are 97 activities in the middle of the day parents need to attend.

-elementary schools

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I guess fast food for a family of four just costs $52 now.

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

credit card chip machines are like:

- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

[The Dad @thedad]

Surprised my kids again by telling them they had to go to sleep at the end of the day

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃.

#CarolinaFamily | #MarchMadness

[Where The Crawdads Sing @CrawdadsMovie]

The worldwide phenomenon and best-selling book is coming to the big screen. 🛶 🌿 Watch the trailer for Where The Crawdads Sing, featuring an original song from @TaylorSwift13. Exclusively in movie theaters July. 📖🎬 #CrawdadsMovie

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Did they just become best friends? https://t.co/90pxBcbInf

[Julian Gamboa @JulianGumbo]

50 cent waiting for his turn during #HalfTimeShow

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Sorry there are 26 kids in your daughter’s class and Valentines come in boxes of 24.