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@chrissyteigen I spent 5 days in the ICU. The food and the sedatives were so damn good.

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@DwyaneWade Me too, I really am, but I also want LeBron to win another chip.

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@MatthewBerryTMR Glen coffee

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@WhitneyCummings I used it for a while, and constantly forgot to wipe my lips after, and ended up going to work looking like I had on emo black lip liner.

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@AyeyoKEJO Absolutely. Such great single player exclusives on Playstation, but their online multi-player is trash compared to my Xbox.

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I stood up out of my wheelchair on my own for the first time today! It took me 1,220 days to achieve this goal, and it was worth every second. No better way to celebrate Labor Day!

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@DanLeach971 I get that it is technically against the rules, but this shouldn't be a disqualification. If a golfer hits a marshal, or spectator by accident, they give them a signed ball and apologize.

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@demi_burnett I'm from Michigan, and I would die before those words came out of my mouth. 🤣

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@CJToledano Nahh. That's Daniel Stern from "Celtic Pride."

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@DevonESawa @bertkreischer Offended? Know the room. He talked about putting his finger in his ass and sniffing it on "Two Bears" 🤣

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@MelissaStetten Doc and Pop. The two greatest coaches socially. There needs to be a show about them.

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@chrissyteigen I'm jealous that you got to watch this for the first time in 2020.

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@ChicksInTheOff My arrogant ass would be like, "yeah, she left me for some Brad guy. Talk about downgrading."

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@TJLang70 Really cool. I live in GB and didn't know about this.

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@MelissaStetten Holy shit! That episode of Nathan For You" great pull. You continue to be one of the best people on all of social media. Go Clips!

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@TJLang70 Hockey isn't like baseball. If an equally matched team is blowing your doors off, you stop them from scoring more, or take it on the chin and move on. Don't want to get embarrassed? Be better.

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@diggymoreland I'm about to turn into the Joker, Sitting on my couch laughing like a maniac 16 hours a day.

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@DevonESawa I do this occasionally with books, but where I'm most guilty of this is with video games. I am halfway through a dozen games.

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@MelissaStetten When he came here, I hated that they signed him, but he's been great!

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@MelissaStetten I was so happy when the Pistons finally got rid of Reggie.