My wife, watching the US Open: “Damn, Brooks Koepka is gorgeous and I love his tighty-whitey pants”
Me: “and his girlfriend is smok...
(Wife gives me evil stare)
...ing weed if she thinks she’s hotter than you,
my darling,
love of my life.”
me listing all
of Dak’s career
accomplishments,
his youth, durability
& work ethic, Cowboys fans
the importance who still watch
of market value First Take
& the rising
salary cap
Hurricanes captain Justin Williams compares recent losses to eating "a poop sandwich"
... I don't believe any amount of BBQ sauce, pickles, mayo, etc will make that appetizing.
https://t.co/k4BYTV8Lht @WNCN