Grandpa Wambolt

Husband, Father, Grandfather, Professional Curmudgeon, all around good egg. Don't give a hoot what you think of me.

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

I'm thinking of taking up cigar smoking as a hobby. Should I go with a Monte Cristo or a Romeo a Julieta?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish https://t.co/ByNo7Hrn3r

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

The Half-Time show should just replay the Prince performance every year.

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

The same thing as all politicians. They wouldn't utter a single word ever again.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

What would happen if Democratic politicians just stopped lying?

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

The little fuzz balls that get in your socks. I can't stand those fuzzy bastards.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

If you could eliminate one thing forever to make the world a better place, what would it be?

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

38 years? No one should serve 38 years in the Legislature. It is not a career.

[Alpha News @AlphaNews]

JUST IN: Republican Minnesota Sen. Warren Limmer announces his retirement after 38 years in the Minnesota Legislature

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

Are those the same small businesses you and Tim Tim forced to close a few years ago. You didn't seem too concerned about hurting their businesses then, Keith.

[Keith Ellison @keithellison]

I spent the day listening to small business owners across Minneapolis. Many told me the same thing: Operation Metro Surge is hurting their businesses and creating fear for their workers and customers.

Our economy and our communities suffer when fear is the policy. We can and must do better.

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

Guess freedom of speech only applies if you follow the narrative.

[Pioneer Press @PioneerPress]

Paul Allen, radio voice of the Vikings, mocks Minnesota protestors https://t.co/6rf1Jvh9Uh

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

@EJUnderTheRadar No. I have Minneapolis fatigue. As does the rest of the State.

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

ICE!

[NWS Grand Forks @NWSGrandForks]

While most will see rain tonight (albeit a very cold miserable rain) a few in northwest/north central Minnesota may see a glaze of ice overnight where temperatures are forecast to dip below freezing after midnight. #NDwx #MNwx

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

That damn ICE at it again!

[Minnesota Department of Transportation @MnDOT]

If your vehicle slides off the road while driving, prioritize your safety and remain inside the car. Wait there until help has arrived.

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

They should put ice on it.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🍿 ENJOY! ICE agents pepper-spray crazed leftists obstructing law enforcement operation in Minneapolis

[CrimeWatchMpls @CrimeWatchMpls]

@MayorFrey Deflect all you want. Your corruption and complicity ain't going away.

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

The MN teachers dominating the anti-law enforcement protests can’t spell, unsurprisingly.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BORDER PATROL UNION: "Gov. Tim Walz and Mayor Frey should be held accountable for their anti-law enforcement rhetoric. It’s this type of asinine commentary that has gotten our ICE officers and BP agents put into these predicaments where they have been hurt and assaulted at an alarming and record-setting rate..."

[Lee Ritz, MD (Ob/Vee/Us) @lee_ritz]

@KeenanPeachy

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

Scenario: Amy runs for Gov. and resigns from Sen. Tim appoints himself to fill seat. Peggy is now Gov. and Lisa Demuth by law becomes Lt Gov. Gives Gov., House, Senate the tri-fecta back. Lisa can't campaign full time now, giving Amy full time campaign. Amy/Ilhan ticket wins.

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

I'd probably give that tub a good scrubbing before you use it again.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Lily Philips, who had sex with 1,113 men in 12 hours, turns to Christ and gets baptized

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

@CrookedJ73 I honestly wonder if those sensors are programmed to go off simply to drum up business.

[Grandpa Wambolt @Tonywambolt]

@CrookedJ73 Well that there is the sensor that tells you the position of the engine intake throttle actuator.