Overly Attached GF

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[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

@neeksleep not even, like 300...

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

Having a shower is no excuse for missing 46 phone calls.

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

See's you got a text from a classmate. "Who's that slut?"

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

Makes you a sandwich.

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

You didn't comment on my facebook status. Are you cheating on me?

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

You don't want me to be your girlfriend anymore? Of course I'll marry you.

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

"Oh, you found someone else?". I'm pregnant.

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

You forgot to tell me you're going on a trip with your friends. Good thing I installed a GPS in your car.

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. I have your number. I want your babies.

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

Ran into your ex. With my car!

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

You ate at Wendy's?! WHO THE FUCK IS WENDY?

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

How could you cheat on me?!? In my dream last night.

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

Guys night? Sounds fun! Where are we going?

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

I read something interesting yesterday. Your emails.

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

I deleted your porn. And replaced it with videos I mad for you.

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

I was looking through your texts earlier. Who's Mom?

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

On first date. "You'll make a great father".

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

I poked holes in all your condoms. Now you have to love me forever.

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

"I just borrowed your keys to make a few spare copies, babe".

[Overly Attached GF @TooAttached]

Wakes you up at 3:00 am. "What ya thinkin' 'bout?"