TooBigToSucceed

@TooBigToSucceed

...musings on life inside a large investment bank

City of London

Joined July 2012

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over 13 years ago

And finally: "contextualize the strategic narrative"....you sir are an idiot. #managementspeak

over 13 years ago

Overheard @ major oil company: "burning platform" which is surely a metaphor best avoided by their corp language abusers! #managementspeak

over 13 years ago

Just heard "Kick the tires and slash them"...a new low for American corporate bullshit #managementspeak

almost 14 years ago

"enumerate other types and overlay findings" ...wtf does that mean? What is wrong with "count and compare" you moron?

almost 14 years ago

Best quote so far today: "Well from a perspective point of view I would say....." #thingstosaywhenyouknownothing

almost 14 years ago

The thing is..it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care..And here's something else, I have 8 different bosses...Office Space (99)