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[S. @SebC__]

He should focus on scoring more than 2 goals per year and tell his bosses that replacing Pochettino by a cunt who never coached in the top flight would result in 3 goals and 3 injuries, which is exactly what anyone with a brain could tell you would happen
https://t.co/WiF90wWjtg

[Vivek Raju @vivekraju93]

Ather using their data to build pothole map.
Atomberg using their data to build water quality report.

Startups are doing the work municipalities should be doing 🙏🏽

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

"Whole country including opposition stood behind her and outraged against Trump"

That's because Meloni herself stood for the country first and gave a fitting reply to shut Trump unlike someone you're referring who didn't even post when Trump kept calling us "hellhole", dead economy, attacked Indian sailors or claimed that he helped ending war with Pakistan.

Leaders have to show courage first not just photo ops to get support from its public.

[Adroit Cadet @Adroit_Cadet]

Messi is 39 in 7 days and he’s still a net-positive on the pitch. He’s still the best player in the world, on the ball

He still terrifies players. He’s still agile, still makes the right decisions, still technically absurd

Forget goals, he still makes you want to get the ball to him whenever possible, while touching 40

Pls do not ever compare anyone to him

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

What we saw from Casemiro for Brazil isn’t a “different” player. It’s who he has been for a few seasons outside of (substantial) contributions in both boxes. Carrick did well to adjust our game plan around those severe limitations to get the fantastic results he did.

[Nikhil Mehra @TweetinderKaul]

This is the actual number. The narrative needs to in fact be inverted. We added only 12bn in 2 years. Not so impressive.

[khusanov dogso enjoyer 🇵🇹 @josepsburner]

film twitter has weirdly developed the habit of trying to find fault in film critics as a composite whole whenever their opinions don't align with critical reception. you didn't like a movie that critics did. it's fine. you'll live. they'll live. it's not the end of the world

[زماں @Delhiite_]

Disguised as a Muslim woman to throw meat and blame the community. Swati Vikram Bhosale thought she'd get away with it. 100+ CCTVs said otherwise.

📍Ahilyanagar, Maharashtra

Swati Vikram Bhosale, disguised herself in a burqa and threw meat in Brahmand Street on the night of Eid al-Adha... a deliberate attempt to frame Muslims and spark communal riots.

> Police reviewed 100+ CCTV footage, identified her and arrested her.
> Hindu fanatics are DESPERATE for communal violence.
> Good job by police. 🫡

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

Chelsea with a £100m defensive midfielder finished 10th last season.. It’s not about DM or no DM, it’s about fits cos even Casemiro wasn’t playing DM last season.

[Top Kawlity @TooKawsome]

@lateriser12 Nayak football version.

[Top Kawlity @TooKawsome]

@ugach_kahitarii Link please

[Sarthak Dev @devellix]

The 2022 final, between Argentina and France, recorded nearly 1.5 billion views and an average live audience of 571 million. More than a million people travelled to Qatar for that month.

I love cricket, I write about cricket, but it is not on the same planet.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Watched this woman destroy an innocent girls life while reading her WhatsApp Messages on the news. For ratings. Had her call me anti-national on the news for speaking about women’s safety. For ratings. Now she’s ‘concerned’ about women. For ratings. Give me a break. That’s my take.

[Top Kawlity @TooKawsome]

@josephradhik Might also be that I just don’t like wearing rings 😅

I’m married and I don’t even wear my wedding ring for this reason.

[Top Kawlity @TooKawsome]

@josephradhik Does a ring feel restrictive during lifts? I’ve always felt in the gym it would cause issues .

[kvng Baff @kvng_baff]

Liverpool should be blamed for this.

Paying £130m for Isak and £116m for Florian Wirtz will never make sense. Now you need £120m+ fixed fee to get player like Anderson.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

It's funny how people working 40+ hours a week, taking on overtime whenever they can, are still being told they need to work harder. Harder for what exactly? Most of their time is already spent earning enough to cover the essentials. Yet instead of questioning why a full time job no longer provides a decent standard of living, the advice is always the same: do more, work longer, sacrifice even more.

[Indian Urbanism @IndianUrbanist]

It is worth repeating that this is a protest against higher wages and benefits for the security and other staff employed by the building complex. This is not a story of an evil developer overcharging poor residents.

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

Ederson now a good signing cause he's being called up to the World Cup? Big congrats to him if this is what is happening.

[∆ 🎭 @Backhand_Slice_]

His time was over when he opened that hospital trying to give affordable care to people. u don't do that, not in Bihar of all places.