Lauren

I’m not here to cause problems. I am the problems.

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

@SpiritAirlines Sent!

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

Pretty sure I just killed an aloe plant by caring for (watering) it too much and that’s hilariously ironic because that’s ALSO how I’ve killed every one of my relationships. #sendhelp

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

I was waiting for someone to tell me this was okay.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Sometimes is ok to wake up and choose violence. At least once a month.

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

@KHemmings94 @GingerParrotUK @RedderHair @GingerRedheads @GingerProblems @HowToBeARedhead @NicolaRoberts @karengillan @RedheadReach @TheRedheadDays 😂😂

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

If I had a dollar for every one of them I wouldn’t be drowning in student loans.

[How to be a Redhead® @HowToBeARedhead]

✨retweet if you love your freckles

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

1 part regular shampoo with 2 parts blood of your enemies.
#redheadlife

[How to be a Redhead® @HowToBeARedhead]

More tips for color depositing shampoos for #redheads & before/after photos 👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰: https://t.co/0AreLWbsTY

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

Honestly, did we really need Groundhog Day this year? We’ve been waking up and living the same day over and over again since last March. 😩

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

Everything I buy from now on will be sage scented. I need all the extra help I can get to exorcise these demons.

[How to be a Redhead® @HowToBeARedhead]

Happy February, redheads! ❤

P.S. #FinallyHaveBrows drops in 4 days 🥳: https://t.co/EdkdqB3k2w

[How to be a Redhead® @HowToBeARedhead]

Relationship status: In love with my gorgeous red hair 👩‍🦰

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

“I don't never be on no Tinder and
I don't never be on no Dateline.”
-Erica Banks, but also me the next time my therapist suggests I try the dating apps again.
#bussitchallange #singleforever

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

ISO a human man that will admire me like this.

Jkjk no human man can handle these ginger fits.

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

@HighitsmeMaria Oh hell no

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

We were just talking home repairs, don’t get excited. #🔥

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

I’m about to kill every houseplant I own and yet people wonder why I say I don’t want children. #someonesendanadult

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

If I ever date again my only requirement is that my boyfriend openly admit that I am funnier than he is. #thatsit

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

“Has anyone ever told you you are the TWIN of the girl from The Winx Saga?!”

Well, no, because I look NOTHING like her but she’s gorgeous as F. So, thanks.

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

“When Covid is over,” is starting to look like, “When I lose 15 lbs and this attitude.”

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

@HighitsmeMaria You’re my hero.

[Lauren @TooLaurToHandle]

Anyone ever show up to their therapy appointments with a list of unwell things you’ve done since your last visit? #anxiety #sendhelp