PainfullyThinMordred

I once did a joke about a horse, but it didn't land. Now I just say bad things to people and remind them that death is creeping up on all of us. Including you.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

Apparently, I now have >0 followers. If any of you are reading this, I'd advise you to do something better with your time. I usually just make miserable and offensive comments on stuff, and use words like cnut, tw@t and pr1ck instead of cunt, twat and prick for no obvious reason.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@AJEnglish This isn't breaking news. Nothing he says is breaking news. For heaven's sake, just ignore the orange bastard until he dies, then report that as breaking.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@ThatAussieWoman I put man because he's an adult human male. Did I get it right??

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@nytimes @TheAthletic Probably all the garlic. Always gives me wind too.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@NME @mescal_paul Trans rights = human rights.
Trans humans already have the same rights as other humans.
There's nothing further to do.
So fuck 'em.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@ClimateWarrior7 I did once kiss a girl, and I definitely liked it.
She didn't though. She seemed upset.
Then everything went hazy.
I'm sure she's fine.
Shhhhhhh.
Shhhh.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@TawhakiTheGod You can stand under my paella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@IsraelMFA It must be terrible when your neighbours keep doing unprovoked attacks on your country. How do they even begin to justify it? It's not as if you're invading them and blowing fuck out of their cities or anything like that, is it?

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@fesshole It's one of nature's crueller tricks, making it so that only male humans have to defecate. Women complain about periods, but imagine being a man and having to release digested food from your bum every day! Sometimes twice!!

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@TawhakiTheGod Why do Americans never actually become just American? Italian American, Irish American, etc, yet they came over generations ago. Probably 1/3 of the people in northern England have Irish surnames, but not one would claim to be Irish.
Weird innit?

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@damekatydenise_ Edam Happy Pox.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@unisontheunion One of my favourite hobbies used to be to put on a dress and lippy, then take a much needed break in the ladies' loos. I liked listening to them wee, and sometimes sneaking my phone under their cubicle to record some fun for later (or even immediate) use. Thx for fighting 4 me.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@narindertweets @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph What makes them marginalised and excluded, in your view? These two words are used a lot when referring to trans people, when in fact the opposite seems to be true. I think that these specific terms probably started with trans activists, and have been unquestioningly adopted.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@bevcott @Glinner I agree completely that the condition is real. My objection is to the definition of the words woman and man (which was why I entered this conversion). It seems like we fundamentally disagree on what these terms mean, and it's unlikely that we'll change each other's minds on it.

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@top_banana3 @fesshole Ah, see I was thinking of this sort of thing...

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@bevcott @Glinner ..though? What does that mean? If it means the way that society expects members of each sex to dress or behave, that changes through time and culture - it's not a biological reality. You can fancy a member of the same sex, but you cannot become a member of the opposite. Thoughts?

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@bevcott @Glinner Ok, I see what you mean, but it still seems very different; homosexuality is an attraction to members of the same sex. Gender dysphoria is feeling that you're not the same gender as your body. In my mind, sex is real, and attraction is too. Gender (as something separate to sex)..

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@BBCNews Maybe have another think about your wording...
Imagine:
"We've rescued your cat from the tree, madam,"
"Oh wonderful, where is little Robert?"
"Incinerator. He was dead when we rescued him. Soz.
But how would you rate our service today? Would you recommend us to your friends?"

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@fesshole @damekatydenise_ - dis you?

[PainfullyThinMordred @TooManyEels]

@bevcott @Glinner How? Homosexuality doesn't make any demands on physical reality does it? Whereas trans claims that sex and gender are not the same thing, and that people can change them.