Internet Trash of Dorian's Island

I tweet things nobody cares about.

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Protip: You can wrap yourself in fitted sheets to create a magnificent cocoon perfect for napping.

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I learned that Metropolis entered the US public domain today and now my brain wants to see some @CorridorDigital fun with it.

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Man alive, once an infant knows how to roll over from back to stomach, it’s all they want to do… even if they don’t like tummy time all that much. 🙃

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@egoraptor I have a Toxrill deck that my pod absolutely hates to play against (with the exception of one friend who gets excited)

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@Jacksepticeye Honestly, yeah, king of coffee. I just got back to work after maternity leave where every morning was greeted by a fresh thermos of Golden Hour to a break room pot of bean juice that just tastes nasty now. Bringing my glorious thermos of exquisite bean luxury to work now!

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Oh yeah. I'm a mom now.

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As someone who is trying to transition a 2.5 month old out of a swaddle... I claim the Moro Reflex as my arch nemesis.

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@amortaixo I... Am still flabbergasted that she did that. Wow.

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Did... Elaine just call Johnny Depp MISTER HEARD?! #JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial

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Also I am so sorry this is my first tweet in FOREVER

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I don’t normally show my art (I don’t draw much anymore) but I started this piece back for #Corruptober of my Water Genasi being cooked alive by the magic bestowed upon her (she’s a warlock with an Ifreet patron). Got back to it this week and I’m actually proud of the results. 🙃

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So yesterday, I went under anesthesia for the first time (fixing deviated septum). My biggest worry was what I’d say when I was loopy and coming out of anesthesia.

It was something along the lines of “Don’t worry, I’m a video game character.”

[this is a malevolent and yugioh fan blog now @bunnyfan194]

@KineticGame my friend @papablessesu tried to give me a HAND by lending me his thermo... i didn't think he meant it literally 😱😭#phasmophobia

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I'm live on twitch! Come hang with me while I do some #miniaturepainting at https://t.co/MmpGJenoQZ

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I have been listening to @papablessesu with his daily Spanish duolingo for too long. I have joined in... But not with Spanish. ...

Hopefully one day... many moons from now, I will understand the lyrics of my favorite K-Pop songs. 😅

[Internet Trash of Dorian's Island @TooMiniOwlbears]

I'm live on twitch! Come hang with me while I do some #miniaturepainting at https://t.co/MmpGJenoQZ

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And here's Yephima! Wanted her weapon to appear as though it was made of clouds, which was fun! #RconShowcase2020

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I finished painting my 77163 Reaper Storm Giant and 77162 Yephima Cloud Giant and colored them as a "matching set". I've been painting for 2 months now and these guys were my attempt at detail work, color theory, and wet blending. Storm giant below #RconShowcase2020

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Finally watched Birds of Prey and I love it so much. I think it's one of my favorite comic book movies right now and it was so refreshing to have a comic movie with a female gaze.

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@bunnyfan194 🥰

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So I started painted miniatures. And in my perfectionist nature, I've done a crap ton of research and watched videos and stuff. So I present to you my first and second mini. 1st mini: Pre-PaintersGuild. 2nd mini: Post s1&s2 #PaintersGuild