Jesse McIntosh

A Four Seasons Total Landscaping stan account. he/him

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

It would be funny if in response, Jake Gyllenhaal reshot the movie Source Code

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Pretty crazy fact: Joe Flacco has 26 LESS sexual assault allegations than Deshaun Watson

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

My first two movies of 2024 were Killers of the Flower Moon and Baywatch it’s gonna be a chaotic year

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

@aherman2006 @wordwitharamide NCIS: Sydney?

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

Film critics are like “no you’re SUPPOSED to hate it, that’s what’s so brilliant about it…”

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to those who celebrate

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

Orioles reach 30-year lease agreement to keep team at Camden Yards per in-game announcement https://t.co/U8GN5aDHG1

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

The biggest question about the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce thing is how will Aaron Rodgers make this about himself?

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

Killers of the Flower Moon is 3 and a half hours?!?! So there’s a full hour *and a half* after the nuclear test?!

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

@TheBigPic @SeanFennessey @akdobbins This is not a question, I just really felt Amanda’s anecdote about Knox on vacation. My 2.5 year old son recently demanded we play Rocket Man for two weeks consecutively on a trip. And now we’ve moved onto Sad Songs. Thoughts and prayers 💪💪

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

The guy next to me on the shuttle from Logan airport just said into his phone “Wait, so you mean actual meatballs, or, like…girls?”

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

I recently watched 2 ~classics~ for the first time where the twist was parent/child incest and maybe I prefer M Night’s “water is actually bad for you” twists?

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

In Unbreakable Bruce Willis’ kryptonite is water. Then in Signs, the aliens die from water. Which makes you wonder if we got one of our signature film makers of the early 2000s simply bc he was thirsty.

[John Hollinger @johnhollinger]

Ending the Ravens' preseason streak would rival our 7-9 division title and "you like that!"as the Commanders greatest accomplishment of the last two decades.

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

It’s my fault I bundled hurricane and earthquake and saved 2.99/mo 😒😒

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

My sister (hasn’t seen Barbie or Oppenheimer) asked me if she should see Strays or Haunted Mansion, and I simply didn’t have advice

[verypete lambert @Prof_Quiteamess]

I honestly recommend watching the entire LOTR trilogy with swedish subtitles on, just for this beautiful moment

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

@MalloryRubin My only note is it’s a 25 man roster……..?

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

SAG and WGA striking together.

[Jesse McIntosh @TooMuchJesse]

The thing about telling a multi-versal story ft many Batmen, centering someone who isn’t Batman, is that becoming Batman was a choice not an inherited power so there would not be any other Batmen in the universes consequential to anyone else. Right? Anyway go see Past Lives