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[sovereign simp-izen @TooMuchWit]

Victims of scaphism right before their ceaseless torture:

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most honey eaten in one minute 🍯 1273 grams (44.91 oz) by Andre Ortolf 🇩🇪

[ale @0sdonte]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE HOW WE WE MADE THIS

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Next stop 34th Street

[sovereign simp-izen @TooMuchWit]

Please, stop this discourse. Make it stop‼️‼️

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

You have to be born in New York to be a New Yorker!! @JLo

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Chills.

[Trevor Acorn 🔰🌹🇺🇸🌎 @trevoracorn]

Whatever we want to call this style, it’s a style we’re going to see a lot of in the coming decade.

[sovereign simp-izen @TooMuchWit]

Only a state as soulless and humorless at Texas would do a bit like this with the whole world watching. The moral arc of the universe correcting itself watching this spiritually Israeli state get dunked on last night

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

The Spurs TROLLED the Knicks with cartoon music for their player intros 😭

[nicølina 🪿 @ellonico]

yeah

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

pretty decent encapsulation of the last few years on here

[sovereign simp-izen @TooMuchWit]

@the_transit_guy I like that they preserved that weird suspension bridge-ass cable-supported awning

[CeeJay @ceejaytalksball]

This joke flying over so many people’s heads lol.

[VH @_volpeshelmet]

just saw someone doin a ritual of bacon egg and cheese, timbs and a pic of a mouse and pigeon in a circle with candles for the knicks chip on insta, MY CITY HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UP

[Regional Plan @RegionalPlan]

If the Knicks win the finals this year we're ripping this down with our bare hands

[sovereign simp-izen @TooMuchWit]

The man from this convo

[Next-G @0x0EXE]

Bruh 🤦🏾‍♂️

[sovereign simp-izen @TooMuchWit]

Shed a single tear for all my comrades in the #ShittyStepdad community - we all fantasize about scenarios like this

[sovereign simp-izen @TooMuchWit]

I miss woke

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

Today is Opening Day, which means it's a great day to arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor