imma be weird for a minute

my coffee drink of choice is an Americano cuz I don't have big enough balls to drink straight espresso

[imma be weird for a minute @TooMuch_Nat]

A child told me to take this picture because it's the Roblox logo lolol. That's a brick dumbass.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Shocking footage shows several officers at Washington University St. Louis beating a professor, slamming him, and dragging his limp body.
SIUE history professor Steve Tamari is reportedly hospitalized with broken ribs and a broken hand.
One doctor told him he's lucky to be alive.

[imma be weird for a minute @TooMuch_Nat]

Bruh. Let me log in Snapchat. I just want some old photos. No, I don’t have access to the email I made when I was eight🙃

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The population of Gaza is about 2 million. Nearly half are children.

Millions of innocent people cannot be made to pay for Hamas’ horror.

Collective punishment is a war crime. So are blockades to food and water.

We cannot allow dehumanization to descend into further atrocity.

[imma be weird for a minute @TooMuch_Nat]

My 3 year old loves Shrek right now. I feel like he’s going to be very shocked once he can get on the internet. Poor kid.

[euphoria @euphoriaHBO]

We are incredibly saddened to learn of the passing of Angus Cloud. He was immensely talented and a beloved part of the HBO and Euphoria family. We extend our deepest condolences to his friends and family during this difficult time.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Democratic Caucus Senators voting to not break the railroad strike:

Warren (MA)
Sanders (VT)
Hickenlooper (CO)
Gillibrand (NY)
Merkley (OR)

Everyone else voted against the workers.

[imma be weird for a minute @TooMuch_Nat]

Maybe it’s all just off the wall marketing for the handmaid's tale and we’re all in a dream..

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Your dad suggested dropping a nuclear bomb on a hurricane.

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Abolish the filibuster. Codify Roe. Expand the Supreme Court. Protect abortion rights by any means necessary.

We need all of the above. This is an emergency.

[imma be weird for a minute @TooMuch_Nat]

I don’t get carded anymore. I haven’t in like two years. Do I look old now? Is it the toddler that gives it away??

[imma be weird for a minute @TooMuch_Nat]

My sons sick and I asked my mom fb group what baby cough stuff they use and some lady said to take him to the chiropractor😂🙃 fucking dumb.

[imma be weird for a minute @TooMuch_Nat]

Oh my god baby fever is real this Christmas. Everyone is posting their sonograms! My uterus is crying while my iud is laughing at me.

[imma be weird for a minute @TooMuch_Nat]

I thrive with a well organized prepped fridge and the holidays really fuck that up man.

[imma be weird for a minute @TooMuch_Nat]

Im gonna be 25 in a week. That’s fucking crazy.

[Kobe Brian @theyknowvee]

Travis Scott got on IG and sounded like me when i call out of work

[imma be weird for a minute @TooMuch_Nat]

My voice to text never picks up when I say my son’s name. It’s always Rocks, Box, Alex, Mocks. Never Ox 😥

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Gonna have to fact check this with Eric

[Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide]

It's too easy to succumb to doomerism, so here's a reminder that a lot of our self-inflicted environmental problems are solveable now, with current technology.

Ten of the proposed collection systems would be enough to reduce the Pacific Garbage Patch by 50% in five years.