Scott 🍔

So, shall we shag now or shag latter?
-Forrest Gump

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Trump's State Fair is so abandoned the Scooby Doo gang showed up.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

[Scott 🍔 @TooSlowScott]

💯

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

KNICKS CELEBRATION!! with a REAL New Yorker! Celebrate this historic win with a REAL New Yorker who understands what's important. #knicks #nbafinals #spurs

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The craziest part?
The wealthy stayed wealthy.
The middle class didn’t get hit.
The sky didn’t fall.

Almost like the panic was always propaganda.

[Scott 🍔 @TooSlowScott]

@Buck @WaltDisneyWorld I'm glad you had a nice time.

[Scott 🍔 @TooSlowScott]

@StephenKing Maybe they should have won 18-1 today ?

[Scott 🍔 @TooSlowScott]

@SethMacFarlane That's cuz it's the best!

[Scott 🍔 @TooSlowScott]

@SethMacFarlane I know a third season is unlikely, but COME ON! This show is too good to not be further explored. The cast, the writing, and production are PURE GOLD.

[Scott 🍔 @TooSlowScott]

@souljagoyteller I'm confused, I thought Don Jr. Said his dad never drew or doodled

[Sophie Green @sophiegreenart]

Banksy’s anonymity was a part of his art.

How sad that Reuters spent time and resources trying to derail someone (who has contributed massively to society)’s career instead of investigating something worthwhile like, I don’t know, widespread political corruption or the Epstein Files. 🤡

[Scott 🍔 @TooSlowScott]

@zakfilm If I may add, That same audience gave Roman Polanski a standing ovation later that night....

[Scott 🍔 @TooSlowScott]

@AlbertBreer That was an all time moment.....sports are pretty cool sometimes.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

trump wins gold in downhill presidency

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.

[The Unahugger @ned_flaczynski]

I fucking knew it

[Scott 🍔 @TooSlowScott]

@LandonTengwall But they weren't stealing offensive play calls, those were sent to the qb's helmet. They were stealing the defenses signals for timing and tendency purposes.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

DIVISIONAL ROUND COMING UP!!!!!

Repost to win 2 tickets for Sunday's playoff matchup at @GilletteStadium: https://t.co/S9z2nKv1V6

[Scott 🍔 @TooSlowScott]

@MikeGiardi Glad to know I'm not alone in dealing with this malarkey.

[Mike Giardi @MikeGiardi]

This 'Personal Loan Review' spam call is diabolical. Now they tell you to hit 9 to be put on the do not call list and that doesn't matter. They keep calling. Twice a day. Whoever regulates this, make it stop.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

We’ve spent the past 70 years being told by right wing dipshits the purpose of the 2nd Amendment was so free citizens could protect themselves against a tyrannical government.

And now we have masked federal agents murdering citizens in cold blood in the street and you know who supports it the most?

Those same right wing dipshits.