Drew Agan

Father. Husband. Television Line Producer. Comedic Genius. Something to write home about.

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@Nick_Annan Aretha Franklin. Huh?

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@HumansNoContext Hold the pickle.

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Someone said to me “Fallout Boy probably used ChatGPT to write their version of We Didn’t Start the Fire”

False. Because I asked ChatGPT to write a version of We Didn’t Start the Fire using events from 1989-2023 and it turned out WAY better than the Fallout Boy version…

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@Nick_Annan and it was captured for posterity in full MiniDV quality

https://t.co/UaDSiqs5Dk

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@AmandaYAgan

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@clarkmkendall I don’t think that math adds up…

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Shout out to @DEADLINE for the very pointed and topical screen grab of @kenanthompson and @Iamkelmitchell from 1997’s Good Burger while announcing Good Burger 2.
#dragperfection

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@thatgrltrish I still have mine!

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@noselttikm @ALNL Yo, she said NOT 5-Star

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Things I never thought I’d say:
“I think I dozed off for a bit. There might have been a scene between Weird Al fighting his way through the Colombian jungle to rescue Madonna from Pablo Escobar and him being back in his childhood home making up with his Amish dad that I missed.”

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@reallancebass Good news

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@thatgrltrish I just call it Game of Thrones

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Remember back when Trump was moving out and we kept seeing photos like this and jokingly going “Ohhhh, I hope they’re not taking anything they’re not supposed to, haha!” and the media outlets were like “don’t worry, this is totally normal.”
Good times

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@KeithTralins I would be 100% on board with this

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I was a little disappointed when I first watched the trailer for “Weird: The Al Yankovic” story. I thought we were getting a real story of Al’s life. But then I realized “Weird” is in itself a parody of 2018’s Bohemian Rhapsody and of course it’s genius!

https://t.co/fpdn6vEr7Q

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@AndrewSCork It was like 30 min later when it finally hit me — bloody brilliant.

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I was just thinking about this the other day. This is a whole new perspective on an infamous moment in pop culture and worth some of your time.

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One thing people always get wrong about the Ashlee Simpson “lip sync fiasco” is…… she wasn’t actually ever lip syncing? I feel like a fuxking freak but I think I’m about to do a Twitter thread??

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@samlymatters YAAAAAAAS! I was just saying this exact thing in a work call yesterday.

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Legendary tweet right here.

[the hotter kenny omega @SamGreszes]

So I'm pretty frustrated & confused rn? just got home from a date and when she went to pick up her bill I said "don't worry about it, drinks are on me tonight" she fucking threw her FULL BEER at me?!?? has this happened to anyone else????? her name is Amelia Bedelia if that helps