¡Ernie!

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[¡Ernie! @TooTurntErn]

smashville, we luv u <3 #yeehaw

[lex🫦 @fucnlex]

I firmly believe in NOT answering the phone or texting bck if I don't have the mental capacity or energy to talk. IDC who it is!

[Aye Yo B @BeSmoove7]

We got a long weekend ya'll

[¡Ernie! @TooTurntErn]

I was meant to be a passenger princess.

[mariana @pastapilled]

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy

[D.R.G @DRG_tweets329]

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing

[¡Ernie! @TooTurntErn]

I know I'm broken, but oneeee day I'll be truly happy.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

That was one big performance by the NYPD and it backfired spectacularly. Their goal was to make Luigi Mangione look like a Batman villain. Instead it made him look like a folk hero who fought back against the system that puts profits over our own lives.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Very few school shooters have gotten the death penalty. Yet the U.S. is trying to charge Luigi Mangione so he gets the death penalty for killing one man. You can kill dozens of kids and get a lesser sentence because their lives don’t matter as much as a CEO’s. That’s America.

[¡Ernie! @TooTurntErn]

People I'm steering away from dating for the rest of my life

- Ex military
- Californians
- The ones that are cheating on the their S/O

[¡Ernie! @TooTurntErn]

Homeboys? But all of them in the same persons DM's 😭😭😭

[¡Ernie! @TooTurntErn]

Asking me to be nice to someone KNOWING I don't like them is gato grande behavior.

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

14 years ago, Snooki and JWoww wrote Sammi an anonymous letter telling her that Ronnie cheated on her in 'Jersey Shore'

[¡Ernie! @TooTurntErn]

I hate myself, I made a random convo with someone about peanut butter at the grocery store JUST so we could talk, they ended up helping me pick the best peanut butter

[¡Ernie! @TooTurntErn]

Came across some music on TikTok and everyone in the comments was saying look them up on SoundCloud, I logged in and forgot about all the untz untz music I had in there - let's throw it back once last time 🤤😂

[ARMNHMR @ARMNHMR]

today is 7/11 day so drink 7 beatboxes and 11 buzzballs!!!!!!!

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

i listen to 2000s music like it was released yesterday

[_black21 @_black21]

Tryna pay rent While tryna pay bills While tryna pay off debt. While tryna improve your credit score. While tryna save. While tryna heal. While tryna be positive. While tryna dodge rocks thrown your way. While tryna live right. While tryna keep smiling is stressful 😩