Parody of Parody Tooch

Disgraced Cosmonaut

[Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats]

Ray-Ray McCloud (53-yard kick return)

🔹 Expected Return Yards: 24
🔹 Return Yards over Expected: +29
🔹 Expected Points Added: +1.8

Brett Maher reached a top speed of 19.10 mph pursuing McCloud, the 3rd-fastest speed reached by a kicker this season.

#DALvsSF | #FTTB

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

Shit sucks. But man, a lot of you need to get over yourselves. Embarrassing fan base sometimes

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

Really wish they would have shown “fight body” shogun before I put money down. He might knock him out with a man boob though I guess.

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

@Horegontrail @AdamSchefter

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

And Chris Collinsworth’s Mahboner grew 3 sizes that run

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

@farewell_greg The “you can’t handle the TOOTH!” Was the cherry on top of an all around 10/10 performance

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

My dad is a big Crosby, Stills & Nash guy so it was on a lot growing up. But my core memory is in an Uber at 4am on the way to the Phoenix Airport. Hungover as fuck and the driver had a wicked mustache. It was great. And made remember a lot of great childhood memories.

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

Yes! Like I can run in cotton I’m not going to die but shit, get on my bike, better get decked out in the finest bazillion dollar everything or I might get hit by a car and die. Bike culture sucks but you always look really cool.

[dana gio @dana_gio6]

Cycling clothing is so hilarious to me as a runner. Everything is at least 3x what it should be.

[Louie @louieruvolo]

I ran my first race ever at age 47, a 5K

10 years later, at age 57 I ran a 100 Mile Ultramarathon and finished an Ironman Triathlon

Cmon, You're not too old

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

Truly impressive how willfully ignorant or straight up stupid some people are…

[🗣🎙‼️ @LanceTHESPOKEN]

It’s truly impressive how many rules the NFL has changed for the Bills over the last year

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

@dcompo @YardsPerPass @PriceIsRight Your replys make me wonder if I know YPP? Should I know YPP, would it be bad if I know YPP, are you YPP? It’s killing me inside

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

If I’m at a brewery and they put on one of the Fast and Furious movies. I’m fucking staying!

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

@Horegontrail That’s fair. I was def thinking Bruce top 3

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

Him and Josh are the two best players we’ve ever had

[Aaron Quinn @AaronQuinn716]

Stefon Diggs is the best WR the Buffalo Bills have ever had.

I said what I said.

[Aaron Quinn @AaronQuinn716]

Stefon Diggs is the best WR the Buffalo Bills have ever had.

I said what I said.

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

My least favorite thing about breweries is the smell of brewing. Idk if it’s because I worked at one or what but wet malt smells like wet dog to me. I know this is dumb as shit too.

[Ralph Steadman Art @SteadmanArt]

There are more than 60 species of eagles around the world, these majestic raptors should be protected and admired.

#SaveTheEagleDay #CriticalCritters #RalphSteadman #Illustration #Gonzovation

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

Be proud of your fucking accomplishments. I’m starting to get better at this and it feels great. Also be proud of everyone else’s accomplishments it also feels great!

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

When we were kids we were told to save water, “don’t run the water when you’re brushing your teeth” “don’t kill the fishes” and all that. Now I let it mellow if it’s yellow when I’m in hotel room by myself on a work trip and that guilt is kind of insane

[Parody of Parody Tooch @ToochSays]

Let’s stop hating on Quay and hope he gets the help he needs. Guy has some clear anger/reaction issues. Let’s hope the @packers can help him!

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Quay Walker's business is "shoving random staffers who are minding their own business and doing their jobs" and business is booming.