Toofus

Not as good as I once was but I’m as good once as I ever was.
Roll Tide!

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

All my life, I’ve been waiting for a Muslim from Uganda to tell me what it means to be an American.

[Toofus @Toofus4]

@Bhupendra293 The girl to her left is no slouch either.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Percentage who say they are extremely or very proud to be American:

2001:
🟥Republicans: 90%
🟦Democrats: 85%

2026:
🟥Republicans: 92% (+0)
🟦Democrats: 36% (-56)

The Democrat change in just 25 years is insane.

So telling…

[Toofus @Toofus4]

@KimKatieUSA Vietnamese people make really good Americans. I’ve work around and with them since they started arriving in the late 70’s. Some of the smartest and hardest workers I’ve ever had the pleasure being around.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

We dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, twice, and 80 years later they light up their cities in our colors as a show of how much they love us.

Meanwhile, we bailed half of Europe out, twice, and their governments take every last opportunity to signal how much they despise us.

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

When we have a spike in global temperatures, the left are able to trace it back with pinpoint precision to AC units.

But when we have a spike in national crime rates and rapes, all of a sudden the left are flummoxed and can’t figure it out.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Saw this on FB: 🔥 🔥

On day 1 of my high school history class, our teacher got up and said:

“You are 15 or 16 years old. 200 years ago, people your age were married, planted crops, had children and built a cabin before winter.

You can do your homework. The bar is set embarrassingly low. You are not dealing with regional famine or plague. You do not have to save your family from marauders or go into battle to destroy your enemies.

You just have to sit down and learn from someone who cares about you in a safe air-conditioned room.

You have no excuses.”

This is the kind of teachers we need.

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

We made so much fun of hantavirus that they deleted the whole storyline.

The disease just pack up and left due to bad ratings.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

People are dunking on her, but under the old patronage system, Republicans would hire Republican civil servants and Democrats would hire Democrats, but we wisely got rid of that system so that no matter who was elected President, the federal workforce would always be Democrats.

[Toofus @Toofus4]

@atensnut Too bad so sad

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

“Democrats are a bunch of transgender, tofu-eating vegans bound for hell.”
- Texas Democrat leader

When they tell you who they are, believe them.

[Toofus @Toofus4]

@fezzaririder @realBrandonGill you know they were

[Toofus @Toofus4]

@MrAndyNgo @Scott_Wiener Just imagine the smell.

[Toofus @Toofus4]

@Rainmaker1973 This is Ai and not good Ai at that.

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

The people who spend their every waking hour feebly attempting to discredit SecWar Hegseth are the exact same people who were happy that Mark Milley told the leaders of the Chinese Communist Party that he would keep them in the loop regarding military decisions made by President Trump.

(Which, BTW, was the most traitorous act by a serving U.S. military officer since Benedict Arnold--that's why he needed a pardon.)

Hegseth is not politicizing the military.

Hegseth is DEPOLITICIZING THE MILITARY and re-establishing civilian control over the senior officers who had lost their way.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Euros: “Yeah, America has amazing stadiums, homes, diverse landscapes, the best food in the world, generally nice people, and air conditioning, but what about public transportation?”

Guys, we drive trucks with more square footage than your apartment. We don’t care.

[Toofus @Toofus4]

@Cernovich 3 time daddy.