Fred Tool

Phi Delta Theta Warden | Flip Flops |Moderately Racist | Hazer | 5’7” | Stimulant Abuser

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

“Bag is on the way? Bet nigga.”

#snooty #snootysummer

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

First day on the new job. My life is over!! #nigga

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

Fuck.

#washed #graduated

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

I’m outta this bitch nigga!

#opentowork

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

This is going to be the best uber of my life.

#drunk

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

#derby

[Chad “Santa” Payne @ChadBringsPayne]

These Phi Psi shit heads fucking blow #NukeTTUPhiPsi

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

@mooredick1995 🤣🤣🤣

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

Did I just become a witness?

#thoughts

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

Yes nigga I’m #rich

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

@dr_hankbagman Kid sucks

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

Samantha, you better hurry the fuck up. #fuck

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

@mooredick1995 You like those shiners?

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

@Djmasterbate03 Im hammered nigga 🤣🤣

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

Wife just told me she excepted a job post grad requiring her to consistently travel for a year straight (not a flight attendant). Crawfish I’m boiling for the company I’m interning for.

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

@mooredick1995 Specs on 4th

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

Damn that body of yours is insane!

#expand

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

@mydadpaysmydues Half of my classes are online and the other half moved my finals online

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

Just took my last ever test in New New Delhi (rawls testing center), blackout incoming. #lank

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

@WheelerAll17197 Bet, nigga.

[Fred Tool @ToolFred]

What’s gayer his username or the fact that he’s a sigma chi? #LANK