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[Judicaelle Irakoze @Judicaelle_]

So many africans are deep knee into religious psychosis. They actually need help!

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

If you genuinely believe that @inecnigeria is planning to hold an ELECTION, you are either lacking in sentience, or you have willfully ignored the evidence of your own senses. Rebel! Or prepare to accept the fetters of slavery..🇳🇬🤨

[247-IGBO @247IGBO]

Lionheart. The bravest man that has ever existed in Nigeria. Happy birthday to the Lion of Lions.

[Ólú ndị Igbo @VoiceOfTheEast]

Happy birthday to Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu

Remembering Odumegwu Ojukwu on his posthumous birthday.

The Ikemba Nnewi remains a significant name in Igbo history, remembered for his courage, leadership and place in the story of the Igbo people.
His name and legacy continue to live on in the hearts of Ndi Igbo.

Happy posthumous birthday, Eze Igbo Gburugburụ! 🕊️

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

War is not one man's choice, it is a million choices: the killing of Igbos, the coup, the fear, the pride. So the war was not his alone, it was ours, and a man who carries a people's war is not a villain, he is a hero. So he deserves respect for standing for us.

[MamaNnukwu @stillwaters112]

Happy Birthday, Sir Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu.
Thank you for setting Igbos 300 years backward with your greed and ambitions.

E no go better for you.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@IfeomaIgbotic Every food comes from somewhere, and every food becomes local. So the question is not whether Okporoko is Norwegian, it is whether Okporoko is Igbo now. And the answer is yes, because a food that people eat becomes theirs. And that is what matters. Not where it came from.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@OpeFoodCritic Your bigot title is not supposed to hurt you, it is supposed to be true, because truth is what makes the title legitimate, so you have confused the goal. You think the goal is to hurt you, but the goal is truth, and truth is what matters. Not hurting you.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

That is true. The endurance is real, and it is impressive, not because it proves greatness, but because it proves something simpler: that a people with nothing can fight for three years. And that is what matters. Not the enemies. The resistance.

[Adonia (God among Men) @OUdembaa]

A tribe that fought with Nigerian Military 🪖
Russian Army
Egyptian Army 🪖
Britain Army and some other supporting underground

Withstood them for 3yrs
Manufacturing the Weapon 🔫 and Boom 💥

And still have Extra time to discover new Soup

Omor that tribe is the greatest

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

This is not theology, it is a mockery of Prophet Mohammad, so your video reduces a prophet to a punchline. And mockery is not discussion, it is provocation, and provocation does not produce argument, it produces reaction. And a reaction to a prophet is not a debate, it is a riot.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@peace_igho Prostitution is not a hustle. Many Edo women who are said to hustle in Europe are in fact prostitutes, and the word hustle is a cover-up, it covers the trade. So what is the trade of Edo women? A trade is specific. So name it. Prostitution.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@OpeFoodCritic Your defence is relevant because the question is not whether you were civil, it is whether your claim was true. And civility does not make a claim true, it only makes it pleasant. So you are still a bigot, and you will continue to be a bigot until you repent from your bigotry.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@sallamhat A nigga can complete a degree and learn nothing, and a nigga can skip a degree and learn everything. So the degree is neither necessary nor sufficient, it is just a signal.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@chief_vera A village home in Igboland is not just a residence, it is a gathering point. It is where the family meets, where the festivals happen, where the funerals are held, where the children return. So the house is a centre, and a centre is what holds a family together.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

Is that true for some soups? Possibly. But your claim is that most were, and that is false, because Igbo cuisine predates the war. Ofe Onugbu, Ofe Oha, Ofe Nsala, those are pre-war soups, they are ancient, they are documented. So your claim is not history or fact, it is fiction.

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

If we really want to talk about soups that was inspired by poverty in Nigeria then Igbo soups tops the list. Majority of their soups were discovered during the war due to extreme starvation and poverty. They were literally eating anything that grows.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@Perpexual001 She apologises to "anyone who felt offended" and "who interpreted it as an attempt to instigate," so her apology is not for the act, it is for the reaction. And an apology for a reaction is not an apology, it is a concession. So the apology is not accountability. She is a Bigot.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@AdegbolaJohn3 @SofieElma @Jacob_Awhen @Verydakman_ @MobilePunch @vanguardngrnews @SnazzyOkpong @nigeriantribune @kaylah_osas They call themselves ratels, not supporters, not members, not volunteers. Ratels. And a ratel is a honey badger, an animal known for aggression and fearlessness. So the name is an identity, and they have admitted that they see themselves as attack animals.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@General_Somto He presented his product as a solution to Nigeria's problem, but Nigeria's problem is not power station, it is policy. A man who sells a product and says "this is what it does" is a salesman, but a power station sold at a premium while calling it a favour is fraud.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@Ebukaderealking A criticism of Igbo culture is not invalid because it comes from Nollywood. It is valid if it is true. So the question is "is it accurate." And accuracy is what matters. Not the source.

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

@Kella_Dave @Queen_Aeesha I am also July 9th

[Zombie Tools @ToolsZombie]

False, because it says there is one way and there is not: there is education, there is work, there is skill, there is trade, there is savings, there is enterprise. So dating a rich guy is a shortcut, and a shortcut is what a person takes when they have given up on themselves.

[ChiomaVerse🕷️ @Favourite_Gab]

If you come from a poor background as a girl you have no business dating a poor man or a broke man. Pray and search for a rich man by all means that’s the only way you’ll break out of poverty.