Joe Virgo

Igbo❤| Husband | Dad | Arsenal 💯%
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[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Chidera Ikeoha just shared his second-term result with me. He got straight A’s in all 17 of his subjects.

We found him at a motor park in Enugu selling his books at 9 years old to fend for his family.

Publicly, people bought his books as a way to support him. We invested it in his education, and it’s bearing fruit.

He will be in SS2 by September.

The funds available will see him through school.

A star is born!

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

@Wizarab10 In the early days of SM, one Aunty TV presenter in a Lagos TV station said that her husband can't bath their daughter, on air oo.
Anyways, only her knew what happened when she got home that she had to apologize on air the next morning.

[JusticeCrack @Justice_Crack]

I write this with pain in my heart.

On April 23, 2026, I bought a car on loan after trading in my former car, which had become a constant source of problems. I still had an outstanding balance of ₦4.5 million to pay.

On April 28, 2026, I was taken away by the Nigerian Army under the guise of DSS officials. For three days in their custody, I was subjected to treatment that left deep scars on me physically, emotionally, and mentally.

Throughout those three days, I remained handcuffed and blindfolded. During the day, I was left under the scorching sun for hours without water. I begged and cried for water, but nobody gave me any. At night, I was kept in an extremely cold room where I would cry and plead for help, but no one responded. I also received random slaps from unidentified individuals.

Even after the court granted me bail, the trauma did not end. I still wake up suddenly at night, struggling to sleep as memories of those days continue to haunt me.

What breaks my heart even more is that the car I bought on loan was damaged. Sometimes I ask myself: what exactly did I do to deserve such treatment?

My only “offence” was speaking up and asking that my brothers and sisters serving in the military should be properly fed and cared for.

Today, I can truly say that Nigeria happened to me.

But despite everything, one thing remains certain:

Justice can never be cracked.

[Adeyemi of Eruwa 🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Adeyemi_AFC]

Arsenal winning the league was actually a mental health intervention.

Banter doesn’t hit the same anymore.
I just laugh and scroll on 🤣

Thank you, Mikel Arteta ❤️

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

@Maya_leeke Of all the shiiits that didn't happen,
This shiiiii didn't happen the most.
When an Igbo wants you to work for him, he'll first look at your competence and capability before your ethnicity.
My tailor for almost 5 years was a Yoruba man.
I passed many Igbo tailor to get to him.

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

Of all the shiiits that didn't happen,
This shiiiii didn't happen the most.
When an Igbo wants you to work for him, he'll first look at your competence and capability before your ethnicity.

[Prince Adewale @Maya_leeke]

So, I was in Festac recently and went to a Yoruba man's shop to fix a phone. Another guy (Igbo) was also there to repair his phone.

Upon realizing that the technician was Yoruba, he remarked, "Yoruba people are rubbish."

Instantly, I told him, "You're a bastard. Fix your phone or go back to your hometown."

You left your barren land to talk trash to the tribe that accommodates you. Awon olofo

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

@DavidPattt I'm sitting with the one I can gist with.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My landlord refused to open the gate for a tenant rushing to a job interview at 6am.

His reason?

"Gate opens by 7am."

The tenant begged. My landlord didn't budge.

So the tenant broke the padlock and left for his interview.

That evening, my landlord returned with police officers to arrest him.

The police asked neighbours:

"Did the tenant sleep here last night?"

"No."

"Then who broke the padlock?"

Everyone pointed at my landlord's son.

The officers turned to my landlord:

"Sir, this isn't the story you told us."

Before they left, my landlord paid ₦100,000 for wasting their time.

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

@instablog9ja Black

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

@oforezika This is a rage bait post.
If you ever try this nonsense with me in real life, you'll have a very long tale to tell and believe me, it won't be a funny tale.

[legalnaija @LegalNaija]

In 2019, Damilola Savage was the most promising young lawyer in Lagos.

Sharp. Hungry. Beautiful mind.

She had one dream: to make partner at Okonkwo & Associates before 35.

What she didn’t know was that the firm had already decided her fate — before she walked through the door on her first day.

Okonkwo & Associates occupied the entire 14th floor of a glass tower on Adeola Odeku Street, Victoria Island.

Senior Partner — Chief Emeka Okonkwo, SAN.

62 years old. Silver-haired. Yale-educated. A man who had drafted legislation that shaped modern Nigeria.

And a man who did not lose.

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

@Sakaextra2 Samir Nasri
Emmanuel Petit
Mikael Silvertre
Abou Diaby
Silvian Wiltord
Laurent Koscielny
Oliver Giroud

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

Governor Soludo’s decision to name public projects after himself is a brazen act of self-worship that insults the very idea of public service. It reeks of arrogance....an attempt to carve his name into history not through impact or innovation, but through sheer force of ego.

This isn’t leadership....Public projects are meant to uplift communities, not serve as billboards for personal glorification. By stamping his name on what should be a collective achievement, he reduces governance to a personal branding exercise, turning what could have been a legacy of service into a monument of self-obsession.

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

@RodinSimi High BP will unalive you before the world cup gets the knockout stage.

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

@UTDMael Juventus

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

@Nsukka_okpa Nwanne, go and look for a very strong malaria medicine.
And stop mixing your ganja with bitter leaf.

[Ric_hardz @heisrichardz]

After 7 years of hustling and hawking my clothing business around lagos, I’ve finally opened my own shop.
Please congratulate me

Before Now

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves 😂.

[Joe Virgo @Toomade13]

@TheArsenalMind Remove Auba and Fabregas from the list.

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

A 24-year-old Polish tennis player arrived in Paris last week ranked 114th in the world, with no sponsors, no guaranteed income, and no certainty she could even pay for her hotel room.

She had to win three qualifying matches just to enter the French Open main draw. Prize money is only paid at the end of the tournament, so a Polish sports drink brand quietly stepped in and covered her hotel bill.

Her name is Maja Chwalinska. And today, she plays in the French Open final.

Before this tournament, she had won exactly one Grand Slam main draw match in her entire career. She had battled depression so severe that in 2021 she couldn't get out of bed. She underwent knee surgery in 2022. She spent years grinding through small tournaments across Europe just to stay afloat.

Then she arrived in Paris, won three qualifiers, and kept winning. Zheng Qinwen. Elise Mertens. Maria Sakkari. Diana Shnaider. Nine straight matches. One set dropped.

She is now the first qualifier in French Open history to reach the final. The last time a qualifier reached a Grand Slam final, it was Emma Raducanu at the 2021 US Open. Raducanu won.

By simply making the final, Chwalinska has earned more prize money than her entire career combined. The runner-up cheque alone is $1.6 million. If she wins today, she takes home $3.25 million.
One week ago she couldn't pay for her hotel room.