Tomi Mandel

[Jimena @autumnsonatta]

Me fascina que los otros países se ven posibles campeones basándose en estadísticas, jugadores, etc y nosotros nos agarramos a la coincidencia más aleatoria y falopa (banco)

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️NEW: Zlatan Ibrahimović on FIFA’s new mouth-covering red card rule: as Almiron was given a red card for covering his mouth in the game between Paraguay and Turkey

“I have seen football at its highest level, the real football. Not this watered-down version they are serving us now. What happened with Almirón? A straight red card for covering his mouth? This is not football anymore. This is a circus run by bureaucrats in suits who have never felt the fire of the pitch.”

“Covering your mouth is now a red card? What is this, Big Brother on the field? FIFA wants to read lips, punish thoughts before they even become words. Next they will put muzzles on players like dogs. Players cannot even talk, cannot even breathe passion without some VAR robot or referee deciding your emotions are illegal. This is dystopian. Football is dying.”

“This rule was born because some players cry every week. One incident in the Champions League and suddenly the whole world must change. But elbow a man, break his leg, or spit — sometimes you get a yellow and a pat on the back. Two-tier football. Protect the protected, punish the rest. I have played in every league and I have seen it.”

On the softness of the modern game:
“Maradona would be sent off in the tunnel. Roy Keane? He would laugh at the referee and walk off with a smile while the stands burn. Pepe would have collected five reds before half-time. Today? Players are becoming actors, not warriors. They fall, they cry, they hide behind rules. Where is the masculinity? Where is the character? Football is not ballet. It is war. And they are turning it into a polite conversation with red cards as punctuation.”

“I, Zlatan, have scored goals that made stadiums shake and said things that made opponents tremble — without hiding. This generation is being raised soft. If you cannot handle words on the pitch, how will you handle life? FIFA is not protecting football. They are burying it. And one day, the real fans will rise and say: enough. Bring back the game.”

[piti @nosoypitti]

los musulmanes: los Argentinos son racistas y discriminadores😤🤬

los musulmanes si una mujer muestra un mechón de pelo en público:

[Virrey @Virrey__]

Viejo, sabes guarani, no entiende nadie guarani, putealo en GUARANI ESTUPIDO

[ALIEN👽 @aliendro1902]

Se están recuperando los valores tradicionales. Hay luz al final del túnel para este pobre país.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨📲 Erling Haaland on Snapchat: “Messi is a madman”. 👑

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

El jugador de iran festejando con tiros a la tribuna kjj

Le salio del alma

[El tio bostero🇸🇪 @ElTioBostero]

Yo desde que vi llorar a Ander Herrera:

[Termito Bostero @TermitoBostero]

La mejor noticia de Boca en mayo: falleció palermo y nos sacaron dos libertadores por decreto

[karIA @kari_ok6]

los extraterrestres: por que crucificaron al tipo que convertía el agua en vino ??????

[Jotabe @Jotabe_44]

Cuando el dueño de la pelota se enojaba y se la llevaba a la casa

[Termito Bostero @TermitoBostero]

No lo había pensado, no lo puedo creer.

[Joaconel. @Joaconel]

En estas situaciones es donde un Javi García o alguno que no juegue nunca debería hacerle homenaje a Andrada en el Zaragoza

[La Perla @Perla_Londres]

"Nooo boludo que no se lesione Nico Paz, ojalá llegue al Mundial"

El Papu Gómez de la nada llegando al predio de Ezeiza:

[adri @adrifdzzzzzz]

Sin sorpresas en la convocatoria de Japón, era lo esperado

[Lady Market @ladymarketok]

Jajajaajajajaja para Pipaa!!! Estás loco

[mica @micaxarg]

Maia no lo sabe pero a partir de ahora no le queda otra que ir a todas las carreras por cabala porque asi lo dicta las leyes de esta gran nación Argentina

[Joaconel. @Joaconel]

LA BESTIA SALE P8

PREPAREN EL ORTO

[Planeta Boca Juniors @PlanetaBoca]

🗣️ "Adam (Bareiro), no les de bola a nadie. Vos jugá como como tenés que jugar, el 9 de Boca tiene esa característica. El 9 de Boca juega así, no le des bola a ninguno".

👊 La banca de Cristian Traverso a Adam Bareiro.

[Aldair @BlackTigres]

Yo comprando 5 sobres a 6 pesos en 2014 / Yo comprando una caja con la tarjeta de crédito sobregirada y con el límite casi al máximo al borde del buró de crédito en 2026: