Ty Shelby

[arran @arrannufc]

i’m starting to feel targeted @nufc when is it gonna end man

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

Ah yes. Went well

[SpursXtra @SpursXtra_]

Newcastle are walking into a completely different #Spurs.

Savinho has arrived. Marmoush has arrived. Fernandes pulling the strings. Tonali is hunting. Kudus is back.

And now we get to see what De Zerbi-ball looks like when the stakes are real.

Pray for Newcastle. #THFC #COYS

[Gary Powndland @powndland]

RIP Tim Curry

My thoughts are with Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.

Especially Cliff.

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

This hurts more than seeing Bruno in an Arsenal Shirt 😢

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

Orenstein approved

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United reach agreement with Manchester City to sign Nico Gonzalez. Deal for 24yo #MCFC midfielder ~£52m, comprising ~£48m fixed + ~£4m add-ons. Spaniard granted permission to take medical & complete #NUFC move. W/ @ChrisDHWaugh @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/kYjdH4r3VL

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

What a turn around from Fabrizio

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚫️⚪️🇪🇸 Nico González, in Newcastle today for medical and contract signing after £50m deal (£47m plus £3m) agreed yesterday as revealed.

#NUFC completed paperwork exchange with City today.

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

I will never forget my first chance to get to a premier league match 🖤🤍

#NUFC @NUFC

[Chris Armin @chris_armin]

If Newcastle do buy Nico Gonzalez then we should really club together and buy Pierre Emile Hojlbjerg a big bouquet of flowers as a thank you. #nufc

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

GO ON FABRIZIO! Fucking tell the world

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle manager Matthias Jaissle confirms Lewis Hall will NOT join Manchester United.

“No chance, no chance”, told ViaPlay.

🎥➕ https://t.co/1cdo8ZIO9J

[Thomas @thomashammond__]

Matthias Jaissle has Joelintonified Yoane Wissa

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

Ooooffff

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

So where does Eddie Howe end up? Man United, Spurs or Villa?

[N8 @Vararse_]

We signed Eriksen after he’d died & he was still more mobile than Tielemans ffs

[🗿 @jhonte_]

Before the Premier League season starts, I want to categorically state that I hate Arsenal with all my heart, and I wish them nothing but misery this season

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

The Saudis have worked mysteriously recently but this is easily showing the commitment 🖤🤍

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

We have completed an agreement to purchase the Woolsington Hall estate as the site for a new world-class training complex.

A scheme totalling £190m will see 260 acres of land carefully restored, with a view to the men’s first team moving in for the 2029/30 season ⤵️

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 BREAKING: Newcastle United complete agreement on new £190m training complex. Club purchasing Woolsington Hall estate to build elite men’s 1st team + academy facilities. Subject to planning permission #NUFC would move in for 2029-30 season @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/bFHLGYP6X5

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

Adam Wharton didn’t orchestrate the move with his agents and be a dick like Bruno to force Newcastles hand

[Slaughts_1 @Slaughts_1]

How weak does this make us look regarding Bruno btw. #nufc

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

Bruno suddenly now in the top 10 🤣🤣

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

■ There are nine Manchester City players in the top 50
■ And five Arsenal players in the top 10
■ One player outside the 'big six' in the top 20
■ And no room for two World Cup winners

We've ranked the 50 best players in the Premier League before the season begins.

And we'll be updating the rankings once a month throughout the 2026-27 campaign.

Enjoy.

🔗 https://t.co/Bv8DBBYkgV

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

Solid until the loaning of Woltemade over Sean Neave 🫠

[Bradley Robson @BSRobsonNE]

Jaouen - huge improvement, two quality pen saves & much more assured all round

Shahar - needed to step up and did so admirably, much better

Schar - understandably rusty

Burn - skipper’s back & ready - he starts

Charlton - wow! played out of his skin, stood in really well down the left

Bamba - MUCH better. showed his ball-winning ability, unlucky with his pen

Ramsey - excellent in general, but his error led to their goal & skied his pen

Murphy - quite a statement, quality of his crossing is undeniable

Willock - might have just played his way back into the picture, if that injury isn’t anything of note

Toure - adore him. magnificent skill, persistence & endurance there for all to see. has to start next weekend

Osula - timely return to his best, great all-round - starts ahead of/with Wissa v Pool

Johnson - proper grafter of a young defender, big future

Pivas - impressive again, MJ obviously rates him and clear to see why - precious versatility & so calm on the ball

Neave - eye-catching AGAIN, i’d keep him around & loan Woltemade out

Finneran - only played a few mins, more good experience gained

Thoughts? 💭 #NUFC

[Ty Shelby @ToonArmyTy]

This brother is down bad since his boyfriend Eddie left the club Jeez

Even Fab has better things to say

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

Some better moments from Newcastle today (penalties apart) but, with that, only one goal highlights problems they have. I’m just not sure how they create enough chances (& take them) in PL

Most likely XI for Liverpool after 4 games under Jaissle feels like…

Hornicek; Shahar (Dedic), Thiaw, Botman, Hall; Bamba, Ramsey; Elanga, Wissa, Barnes; Osula

[Cam @cam_nufc]

Proper prick you @CraigHope_DM