GeordieLadProbs

Sharing the problems of the jolly Newcastle inhabitants one Tweet at a time. Got a #ToonLadProblem? TWEET IT!

[GeordieLadProbs @ToonLadProbs]

Anybody after a BlackBerry Bold 9900?

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Nicking the cups from Krispy Kreme on the reggas cos ya want one but refuse to buy them #ToonLadProblems

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Need to change me picture now @DanielGShore has been sacked. #awk #ToonLadProblems

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Considering purposely fracturing a few ribs on Derby Day so you've got a definite excuse to phone in sick on Monday #ToonLadProblems

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Standing in front of a lamp and doing a bird with ya hands shadow cos BGT has convinced you you're a winner #ToonLadProblems

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Considering getting a train to Liverpool to join in on the hundreds of parties gan off #RIPThatcher

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Expecting a mini bottle of vodka to fall from the middle of your easter egg but being left with more fuckin chocolate #vom #ToonLadProblems

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"@Alfatrongamer: @ToonLadProbs got this lass followin me man how do I tell this lass to fuck off in a nice waay?!" fuck off, please?

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Getting a tax rebate and blowing it all on a lush new top and a night out, then getting ya new top covered in vomit #ToonLadProblems

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Looking like a cunt with roid rage bombing through town with about 6 layers on #ToonLadProblems

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100% of me couldn't give a fuck you stuck up prick

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I heard that Justin takes it up the arse, is that true?!

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I'll donate £2 to #ComicRelief for every person who changes their avi to this pic for the night... #cunt4charity

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Kickin about the streets feeling radge as fuck then slippin arse owa tit straight onto ya face #ToonLadProblems

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Bursting out of bed in ya skimpy boxers thinkin ya all David Beckham but reality is ya more Johnny Vegas #ToonLadProblems

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Having a 2 day hangover and convincing yaself the end is nigh.. Or mebbies a drink will help #ToonLadProblems

[GeordieLadProbs @ToonLadProbs]

HASHTAG TOON LAD MUTHAFUCKIN PROBLEMS

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am fuckin sweatin man and am gonna have no lips left soon BAH

[GeordieLadProbs @ToonLadProbs]

@GazGShore it says "dale bastard, you do what you want" #googletranslatemuthafucka

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@GazGShore Google translate muthafuckaaaa #toonladproblemsolved