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Here’s the longer version of the speech.
And Rupert is correct.
It is simply common sense
There is no party that can be compared to us.
They may not like us. But we don’t care.
Visitor: "Your sheep are all stood along the wall. Every one of them, facing the same way."
Farmer: "Rain's coming from the west. They've put their backs to it. Half an hour, I'd say."
Visitor: "The forecast says dry till tonight."
Farmer: "The forecast's in Exeter. The sheep are here."
Visitor: "You trust them over the Met Office?"
Farmer: "I trust them over my own knees. They came down off the top about two o'clock yesterday. The weather warning came through on my phone at five. Same storm. Three hours of notice, free, and nobody had to update the app."
Visitor: "How do they know?"
Farmer: "Pressure drops before the weather does. They feel it. The wind shifts a quarter and the whole flock turns like a weathervane that eats. A cow'll do the same. Backs to the weather, heads down, bunched into the hedge before you've felt a drop."
Visitor: "I thought cows lying down meant rain."
Farmer: "Cows lying down means cows are lying down. They do it fourteen hours a day. If that meant rain we'd have drowned. The tell's the wall, and the bunching, and the one old ewe who starts walking home when nothing's happened yet."
Visitor: "Do they ever get it wrong?"
Farmer: "They got the storm in October 1987 right. The Met Office famously didn't. My dad had the cattle in the low field by dinnertime. He never explained how, because he didn't need to. He'd watched them."
Visitor: "Could you not just look at the sky?"
Farmer: "I do. Then I look at what the sky's looking at. The sheep have been standing on this hill since before there were satellites, and every one that read the weather wrong got eaten or blown away. What's left is the ones that didn't. Natural selection's a decent forecaster."
[The first drops arrived on the visitor's glasses. The sheep had not moved. They'd already finished.]
![SamaHoole's tweet photo. Visitor: "Your sheep are all stood along the wall. Every one of them, facing the same way."
Farmer: "Rain's coming from the west. They've put their backs to it. Half an hour, I'd say."
Visitor: "The forecast says dry till tonight."
Farmer: "The forecast's in Exeter. The sheep are here."
Visitor: "You trust them over the Met Office?"
Farmer: "I trust them over my own knees. They came down off the top about two o'clock yesterday. The weather warning came through on my phone at five. Same storm. Three hours of notice, free, and nobody had to update the app."
Visitor: "How do they know?"
Farmer: "Pressure drops before the weather does. They feel it. The wind shifts a quarter and the whole flock turns like a weathervane that eats. A cow'll do the same. Backs to the weather, heads down, bunched into the hedge before you've felt a drop."
Visitor: "I thought cows lying down meant rain."
Farmer: "Cows lying down means cows are lying down. They do it fourteen hours a day. If that meant rain we'd have drowned. The tell's the wall, and the bunching, and the one old ewe who starts walking home when nothing's happened yet."
Visitor: "Do they ever get it wrong?"
Farmer: "They got the storm in October 1987 right. The Met Office famously didn't. My dad had the cattle in the low field by dinnertime. He never explained how, because he didn't need to. He'd watched them."
Visitor: "Could you not just look at the sky?"
Farmer: "I do. Then I look at what the sky's looking at. The sheep have been standing on this hill since before there were satellites, and every one that read the weather wrong got eaten or blown away. What's left is the ones that didn't. Natural selection's a decent forecaster."
[The first drops arrived on the visitor's glasses. The sheep had not moved. They'd already finished.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HVJkum4XQAA4_Je.jpg)
🚨Harry Kane on Mikel Arteta closing the line and trying to stop Bayern attack.
🎙️ Reporter: “Harry, Camera caught a moment Arteta closing the line to stop attack. What do you think?”
🗣️ Kane: “Absolutely! I honestly think someone needs to look into this because what Arteta is doing is crossing the line. This is football, not a game where you manipulate every situation and then act like the victim when things don’t go your way.”
“I’m sorry, but Arsenal need to stop behaving like they’re the only honest club in football. Arteta complains about everything, questions every decision, and somehow always wants the entire world to believe his team has been robbed.”
“If the officials find that he has crossed the line, then yes, he should face serious sanctions. A ban, a fine, whatever the rules demand. Nobody should be bigger than the game.”
“Arsenal fans can get angry with me all they want, but they need to ask themselves one question: if another manager behaved exactly like Arteta, would they defend him this passionately?”
🎙️Reporter: “So you’re saying Arsenal fans are part of the problem?”
🗣️ Kane: “I’m saying some of them refuse to see anything wrong with their club. They want respect from everybody, but the moment someone criticises Arteta, suddenly that person is the enemy. That’s not football debate; that’s blind loyalty.”
“If Arsenal want to be respected as champions, they need to stop acting like victims every time someone challenges them.”
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A 2-year-old girl was abducted from her home in Avondale, Arizona, triggering a desperate Amber Alert. Hours later, a security guard at a gas station spotted something that made his heart drop. The little girl police were searching for might be just a few feet away, and the person suspected of taking her could disappear at any moment.
A crew of furniture movers had stopped at the gas station before starting their workday when the guard shared his suspicions. One of the movers, Kevin Place, pulled up a photograph of missing Kehlani Rogers, and the men realized the child nearby looked just like her.
But there was a terrifying problem. The suspected kidnapper still had a vehicle, and if they drove away before police arrived, Kehlani could vanish all over again. The movers knew they had only moments to act, but confronting the suspect could make things even worse.
So they quietly came up with a plan. Using their enormous moving trucks, they blocked the vehicle’s escape routes, leaving the suspect nowhere to drive while police raced toward the gas station.
Within minutes, officers arrived, arrested the suspect, and found little Kehlani safe and unharmed.
Kevin and his coworkers were simply stopping for an ordinary morning break. But because a security guard paid attention and a group of movers refused to let that vehicle leave, a missing little girl made it home safely.
Some stories deserve to travel just as far as the bad news does. This is one of them.
Bring back the village shops! 🥩 🥖
Proper butchers, local bakers, farm shops and greengrocers!
Who else misses the old British high street? 🇬🇧 ❤️
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There shouldn’t be a single Bangladeshi, Pakistani or Indian claiming benefits in our country.
NOT A PENNY.
Someone sent me a post that said this on it about the murder of Liverpool’s Ken Bigley:
“These are the last images of Ken Bigley.
Moments before he knew his head was to be hacked off on camera.
I was sent the video years ago.
Not because of murder porn but as a warning of what will come if we don't stop it.
It changed me as a man.
Mohammed Yaseem took his time.
Smiled at the camera.
He took his time removing Kens head while still conscious.
Thats the idea.
The same as the videos of Jewish women having their breasts cut off and thrown around like a ball as she lays there screaming knowing whats coming next.
They kept him in a cage for hours telling him his inevitable fate.
Unimaginable cruelty.
His crime.... being a westerner.
His killer Mohamed Yaseen
Mohammed Yaseen is also responsible for setting fire to women and girls in cages for not submitting to Islam.
He burned them alive.
Laughing and shouting Allahu Akbar.
God is great
Setting fire to children and women and slowly removing another humans head whilst praising a sky wizard.....
Have a wild guess where he lives now????
Windsor.
Seen shopping in the Co Op
We know he's not working so your paying his rent, utilities and food bill.
Our government won't deport him or lock him up.
Where's the fuckin morality?”
It is truly terrifying what we are allowing our government to do to us.
🚨 ANIMAL CRUELTY CONVICTION: JOSH OWEN, 23, SALTASH, CORNWALL - HAZEL STARVED TO DEATH WHILE IN HIS CARE
Hazel, an XL Bully, was left so severely emaciated that her body had wasted away. When Josh Owen finally took her to a vet, claiming she had “collapsed”, she was already dead.
A post-mortem revealed total muscle wastage, no body fat, dehydration, stomach ulcers linked to prolonged stress and a heavy flea burden. Hazel had lost 43% of her body weight since her previous vet visit.
Owen then ignored RSPCA attempts to contact him for 10½ weeks.
Despite the horrific condition Hazel was left in, Owen received a suspended prison sentence.
SENTENCE:
• 18 weeks’ imprisonment, suspended for 12 months
• A further 12-week suspended sentence
• 10-year animal ban, expiring October 2036
• £140 surcharge
Questions remain about whether others who may have shared responsibility for Hazel should have been investigated. Her suffering was severe, and concerns have also been raised about the welfare of two other dogs reportedly associated with Owen.
Source UKACF.
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It took just TWO minutes for Mark Goldbridge to completely lose his head tonight. 😂😭
Emmanuel Petit (1998 World Cup winner):
“Everyone… starting with the people who don’t want France to remain what it is, go back to where you came from!
And those born with a French passport get out. We don’t want you anymore.”
He loves the country, welcomes those who integrate, and is done with the destroyers. Straight talk from a legend. 🇫🇷
POS!
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Please share this face far and wide.
Again, violence against women being taken seriously? You decide.
🚨 CAT KILLER WHO THREATENED TO RAPE, BURN ALIVE AND MURDER A FOUR-YEAR-OLD GIRL HAS BEEN RELEASED
Jack Morris was jailed for 41 months in November 2024 after threatening to kill his former partner’s daughter, whom he resented for taking her mother’s attention away from him.
He threatened to rape the child, beat her to death and set her on fire. He also admitted physically abusing her when her mother was out of the room.
His cruelty extended to the family cat, which he repeatedly kicked before beating it to death. He later chillingly admitted enjoying the animal’s suffering.
Norwich Crown Court heard how the mother secretly recorded his threats. Judge Alice Robinson described them as “extreme” and “sadistic”.
After serving around 21 months in prison, Morris has now been released, raising serious safeguarding concerns given his threats against a young child, admitted assaults and fatal violence towards an animal.
Source UK Database.
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I’m fortunate. I’ve been successful in business, I have money, I don’t have to worry about our financial future. I donate my entire MP salary to local charities, to show that I’m in politics for the right reasons.
I’ll be honest. I don’t have to worry about paying the mortgage each month, or having enough money to buy the children what they want for their birthday, or even being able to put food on the table.
I don’t, but I know millions of Brits do. That’s the brutal reality.
Hardworking British men and women should not have to live like that. If you work hard, put the hours in and live honestly?
You should be rewarded for it, properly.
That means lower tax, MUCH lower tax and higher thresholds, but it also means a state that can keep inflation under control so that the cost of living does not outstrip your wage.
Fuel, food shop, clothes, electricity. Everything. It all gets more expensive whilst so many earn the same.
Inflation. All driven up by the decisions of politicians who will never have to live with the consequences of their actions.
Our economy is completely broken. It works for the international corporates, the bureaucrats, the London managers.
It does NOT work for the plumber, the entrepreneur, the farmer, the construction worker, the hairdresser, the nurse, the sole trader, the HGV driver, the police officer.
We must aim to entirely reshape how the economy works so that vast profits made from British workers are not shifted offshore through complex corporate structures whilst working families are bled dry by our corrupt state.
I want family businesses to thrive, entrepreneurs to succeed, risk-takers to flourish. Those who contribute, protect and enhance our society rewarded. I want the shirkers and piss-takers crushed.
That’s what I want. That’s what Restore Britain wants.
I don’t want the parasitic global corporations or our rotten state profiting off the ingenuity and sweat of the British risk-taker. Rotten monopolies that have no respect for the individual will end.
In short - an economy that provides for our people.
There is ONE way out. A Britain that lives within it means. Just as we all have to, our state must do the same. Spend less than it earns. It’s that simple.
That is how we make Britain affordable again, make Britain ambitious again and make Britain work again.
That’s what a Restore Britain Government will deliver.
Release the innate brilliance and tenacity of the British people.
Our entrepreneurial spirit conquered the world before and we can do it again.
Yet another London failure.
I am a member of a group who advises people about what to do and where to go in London.
A young American woman in the group had an appalling experience at the weekend. She went to the theatre to see a musical.
Her friends wanted to go out afterwards but she preferred to go back to the hotel.
She could not get a black cab and did not want to risk a minicab. So she took a rickshaw. You know the type: lit up like Blackpool illuminations and blaring out music.
She thought they were licensed. They are not: the mayor has been talking about that for years but it won’t be in place until 2027.
Anyway, just her and one “not English” guy cycling.
As they came closer to the hotel she said they ended up in a really quiet alley. He stopped and suggested taking her photo using her phone. She refused. She did not want to hand over her phone and did not feel safe. They had quite an argument about it. She said she would just pay and walk the rest of the way.
Then two other men appeared. Now she really was scared and offered the £30 agreed fare cash. The driver (and the two men) insisted that she pay by credit card.
They started to say that she had to pay double if she paid in cash.
At that point, a couple turned the corner and instantly the two men vanished, the driver took the £30 and she was left alone.
If that couple had not turned up I don’t know what would have happened.
She had a photo from inside the rickshaw and is submitting it to the police today but it is not easy to identify the driver.
This is not the first time I have heard of such a scam. One tourist was told the fare came to £200 because it was “a tour” and not a ride to the restaurant. Despite it being no such thing.
London scammers in plain sight.
🇬🇧 Meanwhile in England
“This Guy just killed one - he just broke the Ducks neck - stop it stop stop it”
Yet ANOTHER UK Tax Payer subsidised migrant caught on camera murdering British wildlife for fun.
You can see the evil in his eyes - as wildlife groups and activists remain completely silent.
https://t.co/xfknZG0Mld
He didn’t understand why the car ride ended at a shelter.
He didn’t understand why his person walked away.
All he knew was… they weren’t coming back.
He pressed his head against the cold floor, eyes full of confusion and heartbreak.
Every time someone passed his kennel, he lifted his head hoping it was them.
But the door never opened.
He wasn’t aggressive.
He wasn’t “broken.”
He was devoted… and devastated.
Dogs don’t just miss their owners.
They grieve them like family.
Because that’s what we are to them.
Please…
If you ever decide to bring a dog into your life, remember:
To them, it’s forever. 💔
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They told my 19-year-old son to go home and die. I told them no.
He was diagnosed last year with Stage 4 Alveolar Rhabdomyosarcoma. If you don't know what that is, be grateful. It's a monster.
He is 19. He has his whole life ahead of him. But right now, he’s been in a hospital bed for 17 straight days. The doctors are standing in the hallway trying to hand me hospice paperwork. They say there is nothing more they can do. They say he doesn't qualify for clinical trials because his platelet counts are too low.
So the system’s answer is to give up.
I will never give up.
He has been on the Joe Tippens protocol for over a year. I have him on every supplement, every tea, every diet change I can find. I have spent every waking hour reading, researching, and fighting. I am not a doctor, but I am his mother. And a mother’s research never stops.
He is far too young, and he has so much to give this world.
I am writing this because I need help.
If you have been through this if you have fought aggressive cancers, if you have dealt with low platelets blocking treatment, if you know of doctors who think outside the box please tell me.
What did you do when they told you there was nothing left? What else should I be looking at?
We are sitting in this hospital room, and I am refusing to sign the papers. I am asking for a miracle, but I am also asking for information. I will not let him go without a fight.
Please keep my sweet boy in your prayers. And if you have any advice, please share it below.
⚠️ I am sharing our story to ask for help, not medical advice. We are working with his medical team, but I am looking for any additional avenues. Please keep us in your thoughts.
Fucking hell, they just did it!
The BBC actually described the Islamo-leftist riots burning France to the ground as “MOSTLY PEACEFUL”!
But Danny Tommo puncturing a people smuggling boat is terrorism to them.
Defund them NOW!
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