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Ama cwazy,weird niccur en I lov fashion,music en dancin....#Nov2#

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Holla!@YoungJonn

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@YoungJonn thnx

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@YoungJonn ff baq bro

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@YoungJonn john of lyf story for d gods!mad beat

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@olamide_YBNL story for d gods!dope single bro and pls wots young john twitter handle?

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Its very funny how girls wil be looking for what to wear, and boys will be thinking of how to take it off.

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Every boy wants a Good Girl To be Bad just For Him, Every Girl wants a Bad boy to be Good just for Her.

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I hate it when people are at your house and ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we shit in the yard

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When I'm ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring far longer than usual. RT IF YOU FEEL THE SAME.

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Imagine how terrible it would be when u almost enter heaven and the devil drags u back bcos of the Abortion you did.

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She will be more attracted to u when u get her an iPhone. Ladies have been attracted to Apple ever since Eve in the Garden

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Gentleman respects every women in his life. If you can't respect your own mother, forget about respecting your wife. #Mocheddah

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The Most Romantic thing you can say to ladies of nowadays is "Send Me Your Account Number

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You know your village people are after you when your pastor sends you a prayer point and mistakenly spell 'succeed' as 'Suicide'

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Girls who can start a Tiger Generator with just one pull should be called "SIR"

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A true friend who understands your troubles is far more valuable than a hundred friends who only show up for your smiles

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Oral Sex is considered by some scientists to be a cure for morning sickness.

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People who lie while texting take longer to respond, a new study shows.

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Faking a smile can literally confuse your brain and improve your mood, making you happier.