Tooncastle United

Low effort nonsense account for #NUFC

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@TheSomberGhosts @JamesPGoddard90 What is apitamy?

Lol uneducated potato man.

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Kane international retirement anyone?

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Even Oceangate made better subs than Southgate

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Southgate to be arrested for domestic terrorism offences?

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sOUThgate

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@NufcGeneva Cheers guys, if I'm in Geneva you'll be the first to know.

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When Wayne Rooney was announced as Plymouth manager I made a brilliant joke about him managing to ply his mouth with pies. I'm recording it here for posterity.

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@SafwanM46770134 @Nadal_istheGOAT @CraigHope_DM @osowxvyy @MailSport I imagine Ashworth and Berreda will sue Craig Hope & Daily Mail for defamation/libel then. Weird that those proceedings haven't begun already.

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@Dielcholo @TenHagBall_ @CraigHope_DM @MailSport I notice he makes no mention of them winning it, just that they'll be there. Inspirational.

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Ashworth news is hilarious, inject it.

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@ethanwalkerrr @garethnufc0826 @ToonMouthTyne Could be the last cup you win for quite some time, you're already reminiscing.

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@JB_NUFC @SellersTonys @gw850 Sigurðsson would be good for squad depth.

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@The_ButcherManc @OldGreyEyeTest @FabrizioRomano Weird question, and surely not relevant.

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@Kevduncs @steviemac2010 @CraigHope_DM @johnmerro1 Everton fans are still trying to convince themselves they mugged us off and Gordon wasn't worth £45m.

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@FabrizioRomano So he still sleeps in til 11am

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I genuinely thought Joe Kinnear was dead already.

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@Scottio200 @Edit_Kev Logic, but yeah it's a vanilla packaged loop.

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A dove emoji?

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Dani Alves has reportedly took his own life in prison per Brazilian sources.

Really sad news if true. 🕊️

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@sportbible Probably wanted to pick up that ball and pass it straight towards his own back line.