Kate Lambert

It may look to the untrained eye I'm sitting on my arse all day...

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

@johnaitken69 I’m in a south Cambridgeshire pub (don’t ask) with only old folk in it. I think I tested a couple of pacemakers with that couple of minutes!

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

Such a shame to miss @HappyWoman9 tonight. Entry organisation at @MarymoorConcert was ATROCIOUS. #utterbollocks

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

@17thMaySeattle Newcomer to Ballard here - suddenly hundreds of no parking signs have popped up on our street and the surrounding ones. Where are we meant to park on Tuesday?!

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

Another @TheNewsAgents episode about the London rental market. Utterly depressing but even more so as a one property landlord who has to rent and whose rental income is a full £1k short of the mortgage per month. Not all landlords are arseholes…

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

Well. What a great weekend for footie results. 4 teams to support. 12 points won! Howay the Lads and Lasses 💪

✅ @NUFC

✅ @NUFCWomen

✅ @SoundersFC

✅ @OLReign

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

@johnaitken69 I was flying blind!

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

Women’s NCAA tournament bracket submitted via ⁦@GamingSociety⁩. I guess I’m invested in college basketball now. Frankly, I’m blaming ⁦@RoughTumblePub⁩!
(And no - I haven’t a bloody clue what I’m doing!) #BritAbroad

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

@Ticketmaster Application Error showing in payment section - how do I check out and secure the ticket?

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

I’m still not used to seeing the Hawk’s 5am “ready?” tweets just as I’m going to bed. #britabroad

[Chris Hawkins @chris_hawkins]

Ready? @BBC6Music

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

Overly excited about my first 100% score on the @QuizQuizQuiz Friday Quiz! 💪 https://t.co/3QZPsYSm7x

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

Every time I see UK news and think we’re avoiding a dumpster fire I’m reminded that this is our new home. What a fucking arsehole @RepBarryMoore is. JFC.

[Rep. Barry Moore @RepBarryMoore]

The #SecondAmendment is as American a right as freedom of speech, religion, & the press.
Today I unveiled my bill to make the AR-15 the National Gun of America. We must send a message that we will meet every attack on any of our constitutional rights.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

WE'RE GOING TO WEMBLEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

@NUFC WTF?

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

I’m over the moon that @RoughTumblePub are doing brilliantly but after not getting in twice in a couple of days because they were full I’m wondering if we’ll ever see the inside again 🤣🤣

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

Holy shit. This. I cannot believe how hard it is to transfer funds and pay people from an actual bank account in this bloody country.

[✦ new acct @taikora 👈👈👈 @taikorasghost]

americans are like "you don't have venmo???" no we have functional banking

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

@johnaitken69 Every viewing, every angle, I still think “how?!” What a (bloody frustrating at times) player for us!

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

@thedailyjaws

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

@NUFC 🤦🏼

[Kate Lambert @Tooncat]

@johnaitken69 I didn’t think Ritchie had too bad a game. I’m still bemused about Wood getting any time on the pitch however.

[Yanited @NE5westend]

On this day in 2001: Newcastle come back from 3-1 down at Elland road to win 4-3 in the 90th min (Bellamy, Elliot, Shearer, Solano)