TOJ___

A̸͟͞l̸͟͞l̸͟͞ m̸͟͞e̸͟͞n̸͟͞t̸͟͞a̸͟͞l̸͟͞

Having to learn what you know twice is like a prophecy fulfilled, a coalescence of pain, anger and regret..............

[TOJ___ @Toonji_]

In the end, everything is for sale, even what money can't buy.

[TOJ___ @Toonji_]

Aloofness and greediness is the worst character combination any leader can have, it's spell doom and underdevelopment for followers. Greediness itself embodies selfishness and Aloofness is like cherry on top.

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

So which of your children is carrying on with this your wonderful family heritage?

[🕊🇲🇽 @fcbm885]

That settles it guys sadio mane is better than neymar

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Most penalties taken by a player in World Cup history:

- Lionel Messi (7)

Most penalties taken by a player in Champions League history:

- Lionel Messi (23)

[TOJ___ @Toonji_]

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[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Chaos erupts as armed white residents reportedly f+re warning sh%ts at crowd marching into whites-only community in South Africa

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Men are waiting to be financially stable before getting married(which is the right thing to do), women are insisting on dating only rich men(who are few in Nigeria).

This thing will only get worse, especially for women. The country stifles everything and that includes marriages.

[#TheSportsIlluminator @RayToluAyo]

While penalties are goals, let me correct some of your lies

Cristiano Ronaldo's first Juventus goal was against Sassuolo in a 2-1 win. It wasn't a penalty

Ronaldo's first goal for Portugal was against Greece at Euro 2004. It was a header

In the future, in case your son or daughter decides to play football, when their team is awarded a crucial penalty that will win them a title, tell them to miss it

[Máfejópamí @VillageParrot]

We don’t appreciate the kind of danger we’re in.

A man is standing his ground that he bribed the Chief of Staff. He’s not even afraid of going to court.

FG had no business clearing Gbaja. He should have been suspended first and handed to the authorities.

What a shame!

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

In less than a fortnight, toddlers will have spent two months (60 whole days) in the forest with animals in the name of kidnappers.

Unlike the ‘bring back our girls’ that went international, there isn’t even a hashtag for these kids.

Nigerians, it’s not fair o!!!💔

[Mr Imbuya @Imbuya_media]

It was also the "people around him" who awarded Chagoury the GCON and appointed Bagudu as the Minister of BUDGET, right?

I bet Tinubu also frowns at the award of the biggest contract in the history of Nigeria, without any open and competitive biddding, to Hitech, eh.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"If you don't take care if your man, another woman will"

Sounds familiar?

[Yehgha @yaygha]

If he has 'erectile dysfunction'
"He should go and get himself checked"

If her obough smells
"He should take her to a pharmacy"

There is no scenario where *SHE* is responsible for anything. Even her medical issue becomes *HIS* responsibility.

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

This podcast is great. It regularly deflates “where are the GOOD MEN?” complaints as women reveal they prefer heroin addicts and threatening sociopaths as their ideal boyfriends.

[THE DUKE OF MADRID II @thedukeofmadrid]

You don’t wanna know the club he was playing for when he won the ballon d or 😭😭

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

The reason Messi has 4 penalties in his World Cup goals is because he has taken 6 and missed 2.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

It’s 36 today? 🤣🤣🤣

[Habu Sadeik @HabuSadeik]

"....despite still processing crude oil purchased at significantly higher international prices"

Abeg now Alhaji.

What about the the cheaper crude that was in processing when you increase the price?

We know crude oil purchase is using dated brent prices but the same logic of saying your crude prices are high while PMS prices is low is the same thing as saying your crude prices is low while PMS prices are high when the war begins.

You showed us landed crude prices in May and June 2026.

Iran-Israel-US War start on February 28th 2026.

Let us see the crude landing prices from January to April 2026.

[Ken_ @cknze1]

Women will spend their whole lives fantasizing about unconditional love when they are the most “quid pro quo” lovers out there.

Total foolishness.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Cucurella had two assists, Oyazarbal scored 2 goals but Lamine Yamal won the Man of the Match award…

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Ronaldo will play Spain for the fourth time in 6 World Cups:

- WC 2006
- WC 2010
- WC 2018
- WC 2026

He also played Brazil in WC 2010. Germany in WC 2014. England i. Wc 2006

Messi still hasn't played any of Spain, England, Brazil, & Italy even once in 6 World Cups. Fraud.