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Tomáš Tesař

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I hope the phrase "ratatouille situation" makes it to the dictionary, and never gets shorter.

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Zpětně si říkám, že bažiny byly fakt zklamání. Vůbec ne jak v nekonečném příběhu.

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@jommi13 Right? They are starving, when there is so many mushrooms growing all around..

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Yeah, but why couldn't Eli go to Colorado with both Joel and Tommy? #thelastofus

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And it won't mess up the punchline to that joke like you did..

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It's all fun and games until one day your friends invite the AI for a beer instead of you..

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@DanielHerman__ Neeee, jakože wishful neee, nebo where source neee?

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Ty písku, teď mi došlo že pomeranč je asi z pomme orange.

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I may not be a great composer anytime soon, but one day I'll surely be a great decomposer..

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What do you mean "seeking professional help"

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Mom am I doing it? Am I posting bangers?

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Před late stage capitalism songy jsou dost zvláštní:"Chytila jsem na pasece motýlka.." hmm to je se máš. Já se snažím dojet včas do práce v týhle zácpě a bojím se aby mě šéf nepohrotil, že jsem nedodělal ten projekt, kvůli kterýmu jsem spal tři hodiny...

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Today I learned that some people actually use language to solve problems, not to just create images in someone elses mind, pretty wild if you ask me...

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This housing situation got me negotiating with my werewolf roommate if he can keep it down this full moon, cause my parents are visiting for the weekend, like sorry mom, I told you Jeremy can be a little extra sometimes...

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@jommi13 I guess no one has to watch the movie now...

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Movie idea: Dwayne the rock johnson is fighting crime, but one day people find out, he has a ratatouille situation going on with puss in boots, which is weird because he's bald, how do they do it? You'll have to finish the movie to find out...

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Coasters are wild, like imagine almost liking what your home looks like and then 10 ugly coasters walk in... Nothing you can do about it

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If you are what you eat then I am:

2cups all-purpose flour.
2teaspoons baking powder.
¼teaspoon salt.
1tablespoon sugar, optional.
2eggs.
1½ to 2cups milk.
2tablespoons melted and cooled butter (optional), plus unmelted butter for cooking, or use neutral oil.

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To me american psycho is just a psycho

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@realDonaldTrump Haha, I could write the same thing, no need for me to be a President, I guess