Joy Toot

Who built the tower of Thebes? Factory workers? (Satrical account, not the actual Joy Root)

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Whateves

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Finally, this school year is over. I don't have to deal with you grotesque, opinionated, critical scumbags any longer. I am now perfection.

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Race doesn't exist, therefore, racism doesn't exist! Now, how about them Mexicans? #mstoot

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Little known fact, it is actually impossible for any Mexican to become a U.S. citizen, ever! It happens sometimes, but still, impossible!

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Remember, students--when you come in on Monday, turn in your assignments IMMEDIATELY. (and don't compare me to Spongebob) #msoot

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Life lesson--If you are easily offended by something, don't pursue a line of work that involves a lot of that thing. Like high schoolers.

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Oh, you thought I was sane? Let me crawl on the ground like an animal and tell you how to say that you want to fuck my mother in Italian. :D

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Welcome to class, kids. Now that I have your attention, MEASURE 91 WEED BUD POT MARIJUANA 420 JST BLZE what do you think, personally?#mstoot

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Sorry I was gone today, kids--but it's okay! I left you a good substiTOOT. #mstoot

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Let's debate--and by that I mean try to express your opinion, get rejected, and let me tell you your REAL opinion. #mstoot

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If you make any noise during the earthquake drill, you will die. The earthquake will hear you. And kill you. This is not a joke. #mstoot

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I like pizza and linguini, so I'm down with the Italy-LISTEN TO MY ITALIAN ELEVATOR MUSIC. #mstoot

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If you EVER even hint at having an inkling of an inner thought about my hair in relation to Justin Bieber, watch your back. And kneecaps.

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You say bullshit assignments and pointless activities--I say EDUCATION. #mstoot

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When reading a book, does seeing a tree become relevant? What is "seeing a tree"? Asking the hard hitting questions with Ms.Toot. #mstoot

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Some of my students dislike my new impeccable haircut. It would be a shame if their grade happened to get CUT as well. #mstoot #nhs

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I don't care if I have to hold you after the bell- you NEED to appreciate the poem of the day! You probably can't even function without it.

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Hmm. 6 words to encompass a life changing experience. Toot toot toot toot toot factoryworkers.

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If the SAT's didn't exist, how would you know who built the Tower of Thebes?

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New seating chart today- I hope to ruin all of your friendships!