Ripley (The One Without Teeth)

No teeth but a lot of bite. Enjoys Hockey, Horror, Wrestling, and Soft Treats.

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@NYRLouie

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@SadNYGuy Been looking at flights and rooms for Game 3/Game 4.

Not to go to a game.

Just to be there.

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@joerussotweets @ArtVark6 We do Last Drive-In style movie parties at my house for holidays and I literally just finishing my write-up for a movie we’re showing tomorrow - spending most of my talking time presenting the film saying how we need film studies on Horror in the Reagan era, specifically.

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@Bulbagarden VERY SPECIFICALLY THIS SQUIRTLE

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@BarDown Remember this post the next time the Twins give up 9 runs in a game.

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@monicandrake **whips head around from last coworker conversation to customer at counter**

“WHAT?!”

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$18 for a footlong sub, chips and a drink from a place that once advertised for about $13 less #ChilisFoodCourt

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

FAST FOOD IS GUILTY... OF OVERPRICED VALUE MEALS!!!!

Quote this with #ChilisFoodCourt & tell us how much you paid for your last overpriced fast food "value meal". We're picking 1,099 ppl & giving them a $20 gift card to Chili’s to try our new Big Crispy 3 For Me. rules ⬇️

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@NYRLouie @MollieeWalkerr @nypostsports My father NEVER acknowledged this schtick until the day he died so it’s hard for me to ever acknowledge him.

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@SnarkMessier They’re Shesterkin-Richter-Graves?

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@TheBrattPack63 Pittsburgh and Vegas gonna go the playoffs while at least two East teams that could have won the Pacific outright will miss entirely.

Loser point is destroying the game this year.

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@CeDD_SAYS Check the shoes

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Huge missed opportunity for the new theme song to just scream “BACK TOGETHER UCE - DAY ONE ISH” #WWERAW #RawOnNetflix

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@NYRLouie You watch the Chicago game (and I mean I know) and you think “maybe this offense is the right one with time to learn and grow” and then remember who runs the organization (Drury AND Dolan) and remember it’s gonna be hard to feel any sort of good about it

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@NYRLouie LFGM

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BRETT BATY YOU OFFENSIVE JUGGERNAUT #LGM #Mets @MLB

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@SnarkMessier The Mike Dunham Classic!

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@Buccigross Math says that’s a lot of people conceiving when they don’t make the playoffs

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@CeeHawk The middest of mid

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@NYRLouie Death. Taxes. 2nd Line Brodz.

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@NYRLouie I cannot wait for Gavrikov to lead the team in scoring by April 15