Ripley (The One Without Teeth)

No teeth but a lot of bite. Enjoys Hockey, Horror, Wrestling, and Soft Treats.

[Ripley (The One Without Teeth) @ToothlessRip]

@Matty__jack @JLazzy23 Separated at (trade) birth

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@SnarkMessier

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@JLazzy23 For the second time this season Bjork is on HATTY watch.

I swear to god if he gets it somebody better throw a whole ass swan on the ice.

[Ripley (The One Without Teeth) @ToothlessRip]

@nyrangersmuse For the second time this season Bjork is on HATTY watch.

I swear to god if he gets it somebody better throw a whole ass swan on the ice.

[Ripley (The One Without Teeth) @ToothlessRip]

@SnarkMessier If I took a drink every time Maloney brought up Anaheim being different after the Carlsson offer sheet I’d be drunk enough to think JT was playing his best game of the season.

What’s that? Oh.

Here’s my keys.

[Ripley (The One Without Teeth) @ToothlessRip]

@SnarkMessier Windows are windows
Cycles are cycles

I respect them in this household

[Ripley (The One Without Teeth) @ToothlessRip]

@SnarkMessier Garand and Talbot on opposing teams rn

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@SnarkMessier And he’s the representation of Yahoo’s Fantasy “Can’t Cut” List.

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@SnarkMessier Me to JT Miller:

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@SnarkMessier I’m getting yelled at while on a Disney Cruise for checking the score and seeing two Laffy goals and casually shouting “EAT SHIT @ColbyCohen36” so I’d say this is PEAK

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@NYRLouie @SnarkMessier

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Me: we’re gonna lose tonight - rempe’s playing

My wife casually: make him a goalie. He’s huge

#NYR

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@JLazzy23

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@SnarkMessier I’m just so happy to be excited to watch games again.

Is this the game the streak ends and the wheels fall off? Probably.

But then again - what if it isn’t?

[Ripley (The One Without Teeth) @ToothlessRip]

@SnarkMessier @ColbyCohen36 @JLazzy23 Solid! All he did was heart my tweet telling him to eat shit so I suppose I’ll have to be more clever.

[Ripley (The One Without Teeth) @ToothlessRip]

LAFFY HATTY BAYBEE #NYR

[Matty Jack @Matty__jack]

WE ARE SO BACK

[Ripley (The One Without Teeth) @ToothlessRip]

@JLazzy23 EAT SHIT @ColbyCohen36

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@JLazzy23 Ferraro would tell you Miller “rarely” misses the net on those chances

He’s done it three times TONIGHT