TootingGraham

Oh yes - I'm the Great Pretender!

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@railmonsters why is Eurostar to Paris so expensive?

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@sainsburys what a rubbish shop in Tooting! No baskets at the entrance!!?? Good I suppose - I bought less…..

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Well done @Wetherspoons in Fulham!! Lovely place….. Now could you sort out the DREADFUL one in Tooting??!!!

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To all Kronenbourg drinkers - beware! @carlsberg have dropped the abv from 5% to 4.6% but without dropping the price!! Robbing bastards!

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I think @Merton_Council must be run by gormless money-grabbers! Totally incompetent….

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Check out this item on Nextdoor: https://t.co/5svfAW7rnU

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@CatzCaroline Hi - did I see you on the Victoria line this afternoon with your hubby dressed in Grinch costumes..??

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@sainsburys Shocking customer care/service at your Sainsbury’s Local at Amen Corner Tooting!!! Sack ‘em!

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@virginmedia Your constant contact & bills are tantamount to harrassment!! How many more times: I AM NO LONGER WITH YOU!!!!

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Martin Lewis issues urgent warning for Virgin Media customers https://t.co/wa1BywDDx3

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How many more times @virginmedia do I have to tell you??! CANCEL MY ACCOUNT!!! This is tantamount to #harrassment

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8 and a half ribbons of pasta in @sainsburys Taste the Difference Beef Pappardelle!!! I dread to think how many in the bland version….!!

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@theatre4schools Looks fab! 👍

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Went to @NewWimbTheatre to see #SnowWhite … Great cast but let down by a very lazy scipt - no element of real danger so you didn’t care about Snow White… Poor.

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Any chance of someone answering the phone? @CooperativeBank Been in the queue now for nearly an hour!!! Grr.....

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Gutted! https://t.co/rsErVeOfGL

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Pissed-off with @theantelopesw17 - never seems to stay open as advertised…. Closes early #unreliablepubs

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Call-waiting time in excess of 25 mins?!! Not good enough @thecooperativebank ! Appalling #crapbanks

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@splattne Soooo sweet!!!

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@s_rproductions @NTRLincoln It's a gorgeous theatre - I miss it! (Lincoln was my home city) Have fun...