BREAKING: A source that wishes to remain anonymous at this time reportedly overheard Team Urgent Care owner mentioning the possibility of a trip to the Statue of Liberty. Unconfirmed, but deeply concerning for an owner to even entertain this in Week 2 #ThisLeague
What a fight game of the season. Reminded me of the February’s midbowl except the last 10 minutes were slightly more exciting.
Fans wanted to hear some post-game comments from GM Tuten in the Hamptons and GM Drako’s Perfect Brock about the fall of AJ Brown in game1👀🗣️
DRAFT DAY
We will be kicking off the draft tonight with the national anthem starting at 7:45pm
A zoom link will be sent out to all owners and fans of the league
We do have an interpreter that will be on the call for those hard of hearing
4.5 hours until Kaleb is on the clock
🚨DRAFT KICKING OFF NEXT TUESDAY #mylawd WE ARE SO BACK
Comment how you think Mr.250 (Team Blake) will do this season especially with the 11th pick (mid)
#asianpersuasion#caplord#Ass@Fantasy
🚨One week until draft day🚨
It’s rumored that fans of the league will be tuning in waiting to copy GM Drews draft board so they can draft the same players in their leagues. One source claims they overhead a fan state that they will be blacklisting anyone drafted by GM Blake
BREAKING: Sources confirm the league enforcer is aggressively targeting multiple GMs who remain unpaid. "The dues deadline is approaching, and patience is running out” commented the league commissioner. We expect a formal statement from the commish on Tuesday.
The league is officially launching a search to hire its first ever League Historian. Per sources, several top managerial names are already floating around for the position including one prominent candidate tied directly to Dakkin Off. Story reported by an anonymous league insider
BREAKING NEWS: The league is actively hunting GM @funnyguyblake for violation of league rules and failure to meet league obligations. First reported via TheEnforcer
BREAKING NEWS: The Board of Directors has approved a two-team expansion welcoming back the Li and Kepp franchises to the league. When asked for comment, the Commissioner stated “This is a historic day for the league, and we can’t think of a better way to celebrate our growth.”
Mayday Mayday🚨now that the Burger Gate Scandal is behind us it looks like the league is investigating a new scandal involving two GMs…the Terry Gate😭
More details to come as these heinous crimes will be investigated heavily #HurricaneTerry
The fans have spoken🙏🏽
Some might say the numbers don’t lie like OJ on trial….I beg to differ😤
As Team Double Chump took thier first L, will they continue to crumble? Will ZeroDarkPurdy eventually find their way up the board? #DontBeSillyBoy
BREAKING NEWS: A league insider has reported to league officials that a gentleman’s wager of $100 has been placed on the matchup between Team Belts to Ass Tour and Reed it and Weep this week
BREAKING NEWS: The league is investigating a recent transaction for collusion between two GMs who are more than friends first reported via a source very close to the situation
Other Longshot Roads to victory:
1. Mahomes + Olave combine for 47 for and Cookin w/ the McCafferys win
2. Kamara less than 1 point would lead to victory for Lamb w/ Rice
3. A 22 burger from Butker would give the reigning champ his first loss of the season