TopGallant

🇺🇸🇻🇦 American Aesthetic Authoritarian

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

@kenzietuff @Lionspectre You limit yourself.

Bet theres a way to weave a tale in which the hero fights dragons, demons, aliens, and third worlders.

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

@realitycodex I have learned more. Seems like the types of foes the Chinese were facing (massive groups of roving horse nomads) encouraged them to develop shock and awe weapons instead of the heavy explosives and ballistics that the Europeans used to break armor and siege walled cities.

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

@realitycodex @ZyMazza As far as I know, these weapons were more for shock and awe.

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

@Will_Tanner_1 Getting rid of judicial immunity would be opening Pandora’s box. That aside, you aren’t wrong

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@Jojakelion2 “TA-co bELL”

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@Jojakelion2 Was a genius idea to turn Gaston’s plan to send Maurice to the insane asylum into Gaston plan to send Maurice to a genius convention, meanwhile bell is trying to convince everyone that her father is dangerous and crazy, and doesn’t deserve it.

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

@BigCatGroyper @Cincinnatus0 @Arandomguyonth2 @SaintKensei Both men and women of poor quality will cheat because mankind is flawed and retarded. Totally avoidable though.

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@Cincinnatus0 @soltyrannus @SaintKensei Yes you can pull people up with you. Everyone who has ever been pulled up has done so through a combination of their own will and the will of others.

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

@Cincinnatus0 @soltyrannus @SaintKensei A good man also has to have friends on both sides of the equation. Some who you can look up to and others who you pull up with you.

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

@soltyrannus @Cincinnatus0 @SaintKensei Knowing someone who is like you, who also has faced and overcome the same obstacles you face, is absolutely crucial.

Ideally this is the role of the father. But I can see how a boomer father and a zoomer son may be so different that a friend may better serve this purpose.

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

@Rassel_Clown @SaintKensei This is as about as accurate as a smooth bore musket at 100 yards

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@Cincinnatus0 @SaintKensei It’s as if they’ve never interacted with anyone who’s enjoyed any success, let alone had any success themselves.

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

@SaintKensei This galaxy level shrimp-back cope

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

Only someone who has never known or been an athlete could possibility think that the high school football player isn’t constantly trying to improve himself or scheming to catch the attention of the right girl.

This is Galaxy level shrimp-back cope.

Tua Culpa

[𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓⚡️ @SaintKensei]

Might be the greatest internet post of all time

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@keedyyyyyyyy @SaintKensei @YukiAkizuki “Free will is an illusion” fans when it comes to taking responsibility for any of their bad decisions

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@SaintKensei Only someone who never interacted with a single high school athlete could come up with this.

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@fake__brad Deep lore here, and perfect for Chicago. Horribly missed opportunity

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatrickJWolf]

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday.

[TopGallant @TopGallantMan]

@plzbepatient It suits the Obama presidency I guess

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@SandyofCthulhu Old Tom Bombadil is among the most important characters. He’s in the last lines of the book!