Jared Hummel

Don't follow me I'm boring

[Jared Hummel @TopGunHummel]

Still waiting for 2K to make this a thing

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As an adult, I sympathize with Squidward more than anyone else

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I would sell my soul for a Cinnabon right now

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#taylorisfake

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I can't wait for the Peyton Manning circle jerk when Von Miller won him this game. Yep. Can't wait.

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Super Bowl 51 halftime show just needs to be the left shark dancing with the Red Hot Chili Peppers

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24-21 Broncos

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Why watch the Super Bowl when you can watch the Puppy Bow instead?

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Yo #teens! While you're out there gettin rad remember that your death is 💯% inevitable & all life is meaningless, bae. So fuck it
Eat arbys.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

That groundpig thing saw its shadow, eh? According to the lore that means no one gives a shit about you & all life ends in pain
Eat arbys

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So true

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Baskets at supermarkets are for those people who can't decide if they need one or twenty frozen pizzas

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I love it when people tweet about Brady crying. At least he didn't get blown the fuck out in the Super Bowl.

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So who does Peyton get his ass kicked by? Super Cam or Carson Palmer?

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Who tells more lies on TV?

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I like my beer like I like my violence.

Domestic.

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Not gonna lie I just tailed somebody because their kids were watching Despicable Me

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

JIMMY BUTLER #NBAVote

4 hours left!! RT to VOTE

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Kanye and Kendrick on one track 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

3 of the 4 QBs left were No. 1 overall picks.

The other is Tom Brady.