Top Hat TITAN

Fancy Florida Boi
Age: 23
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[Top Hat TITAN @TopHatTITAN]

IM GONNA EXPLODE

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

OUR PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED!!!! THERE’S A RISE PLUSHIE!!!!

[lhAt3charac73rthatwear5unnieglass4ever @Gy4tt_2Cu]

Wiggle Wiggle Baby Blu🔵 #puzzleheads

[𝙍𝙪𝙫𝙮𝙯𝙫𝙖𝙩 (Busy) @X_XD0810]

Talking
#AlanBecker

[queen_ch3rry🍒 @queen_ch3rry]

@TopHatTITAN ohmygosh this really made my day, thank you ;~; ;~;

child-me would freak out if they knew they'd ever hear something so amazing

[Keepmeinalocket ☁️ @Keepmeinaldqry]

This is very autistic problem but I’ve never liked that Five Nights at Thomas’ is clearly made by someone who isn’t a and only views it as a meme

A fnaf Thomas fan game could be SOO COOL IDC like imagine if it was based on the all aboard life tour the potential is THEREE

[Cinders&Cori @Cori_Nugget]

everybody needs to start drawing puffclaw (me included)

[Top Hat TITAN @TopHatTITAN]

@queen_ch3rry You draw art like its from the glory days of 2d animation. Its like you're giving gold to the masses. That's how good your stuff is.

[PuzzleHeads @PuzzleHous3]

also babies have tails, they eventually disappear after they're 1 year old

kinda like frogs growing up from tadpoles.

[🕷️Tanner🕷️ @Tanner_Slavin]

“Superman is not human in any way”

That’s where you’ve always been wrong about him…

[﹒ 𖧧 𓏼 muffinkun ⌣ 🚂 . || 17+ @gigglefoid]

#ttte #thomasthetankengine
edward the uh uh robot engine IT LOOKED AT ME FIRS (practice)

[다리털 ✦ 𝒍𝒆𝒈 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓 ✧ @daliteol151215]

폐하들 캐디

#AnimationvsMinecraft #alanbecker

[MUNK @mulemount]

first kiss!

[(Noni) Red Cat @redsycat]

Sometimes I wonder how the rest of the gang would react if they saw the level of violence Second is capable of, bc I’m sure they think a furious Second fighting is cool, but if he’s fighting to hurt them it’s not so cool anymore, I wonder how much they know about his anger issues

[Sonikku !!★ @Soniku_104]

Something I always liked about Red, is that he always had a maternal side with children, Just look how cute he looks thinking the eggs would look like him.

[queen_ch3rry🍒 @queen_ch3rry]

I'm confused, too!

#pixarcars

[PuzzleHeads @PuzzleHous3]

Solarist

[𝐒𝐃-𝐃𝐉_𝐀 {COMMS CLOSED} @SD_DJA]

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#murderdrones #sdn #SerialDesignationN #uzi #uzidoorman #nuzi

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“This reads like Al”

NO, Al was trained on how I write. I grew up in the trenches of Tumblr, A03, Wattpad, and fanfictionnet You can't pry my rule of three from my cold, human hands.

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.