Top Hat Turtles

Creator of Our Man, with over 200 confirmed comics. Family friendly and apolitical.

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Sorry I haven't had comics to post lately. I've been busy learning piano, building a cabin, training for a marathon and now a community theater show to rehearse for. Our Man will return when the time is right.

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Having a real Alan Wake morning (wasting time looking for my coffee thermos)

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@dickmasterson @enggirlfriend Why even risk talking to them? Why not just put a scribble on there?

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Got called for jury duty. Started to 12 Angry Men it, but realized he was totally guilty halfway through. Had to keep going though, so sorry grieving family and future victims.

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Couple issues with Octopath 0. 1. The create-a-character has no personality, so I don't really care about him interacting with the world, unlike the other games that each character is v actuality part of their own story. 2. The bigger guy standing behind the big boss is getting repetitive. I don't feel like it's really building to anything, even though I know it is. However, I do like that 8 members are out at a time, and i hope that carries over to future games because i hate picking only half the roster at a time.

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I love how in JRPGs killing a silly little guy can hyper-level you. I just used a single soulstone on a goofy ass cat, now I'm overleveled.

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@notch Another thing you'll need to watch out for is swimming. Used to be a lot easier when I was fat as I'd mostly float, but now I've gotta keep moving to keep my head up.

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@StefanMolyneux Mostly friends and family. Makes the being single part a bit easier

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@DAKKADAKKA1 Paper Mario Sticker Star

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What does the U in U2 stand for?

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@DiogenestheD0G Gm

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The story of Pokopia is oddly compelling and touching because at its core, it's the story of a dog searching for his owner.

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@DiogenestheD0G Gm

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@FlorkOfCows @Pokemon Because they can

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@ManletThorin There is a 0% chance he knows anything about pokemon, and the company just gave him money and a list of pokemon to pick from. He likely couldn't name golduck with a gun to his head.

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Just listen to Café Alt. 2 on repeat

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Unfolding the newest addition to #NintendoMusic... it’s Paper Mario: The Origami King! Songs from this Nintendo Switch game are available now.

🎵 Listen here: https://t.co/wHLcNwkjpt

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@DiogenestheD0G Gm ☕️

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@VitoComedy Exactly what I thought. Absolutely wasted potential.

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Xbox has absolute dog shit presentations. I don't need to hear from the dev team for ten minutes, just show me the game for two and show me more games.

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@DiogenestheD0G Gm

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@ManletThorin No, this situation calls for "Wow"