John "The Prodigy" Falwell

Slim Chickens Aficionado, Amateur College Football Analyst, fluent in Spanish and English.
Go Flames!

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#expand the NY Giants

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@JSwizzle1971 They're testing the limits of the liberty way, they will regret this decision

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@RonBagBurgundy #Expand

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@calebwilliBF

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@itsMJbaby_ @dalibertyway71 deploy a LUPD hit squad to her location

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Closed my eyes and let go of the wheel for a solid 30 seconds #soulsearching #jesustakethewheel

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Never seen a skinny person drinking diet soda. #noticing

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I see pouches on the ground and can tell there is some nic left. Downright reprehensible. #scavenging

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How it feels to be one of the only men in this generation who respects women and understands their struggles

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Oh my god I almost just died.

A robber just came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.

Luckily, the 2026 Red Sox offense was playing on the TV.

He started watching and blew his head off with a shotgun. Thank god 🙏❤️

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@Onebig_c Happy Birthday Mavis, I can't believe she's already 18

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@glizzy__goblin_ Buffalo Chicken Mac Bowl from Slims, that'll get you right

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Is it appropriate for a grown man to call shotgun in the car? #pondering

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@cieguardians She not gonna sleep with you lil bro, and that's saying something

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#zyn

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My father pimping.
#driptoohard

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@dalibertyway71 you need to fix the parking on campus. #offroading #desirepath

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@AlexWilsonESM Twas a glorious win. #bigblue

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When I show up to work and I'm out of zyn. #drid

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@JSwizzle1971

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They put my father on a t-shirt. #Getitbackinblood